► six → audio。

[bitesvampires]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice - along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.]

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[deadliest6]

[Oh hey. He knows where that heart came from. Not that it shows on his face.]

The owner would be dead.

[bitesvampires]

Needlessly, I imagine.

[deadliest6]

What would make it needless?

[bitesvampires]

As of this moment, I'm tempted by 'everything'.

[deadliest6]

It is just a death.

[bitesvampires]

There wasn't any reason for it.

[HE'D CONTINUE but it'd edging a bit close to 'actually has proper feelings'.]

[deadliest6]

Does that matter?

[bitesvampires]

Generally speaking.

2/2 WOOPS

[bitesvampires]

-Or it's supposed to.

[deadliest6]

Death always comes at some point. It does not matter.

[bitesvampires]

Perhaps they wished to grow old and fat, enjoying life from the comfort of a sofa. I'd be quite upset if that was taken from me.

[deadliest6]

Then do not die.

[bitesvampires]

As you said: death comes to us all.

[deadliest6]

I know.

[shall_yield_us]

Darling, pack the long knife, we're fetching a blue one now!

[deadliest6]

Alright.