CHENEY SHOT A GUY IN THE FACE!

[bitemecanada]

It's so bad how happy "Cheney Shot A Guy In The Face Gate" (for those of you who saw The Daily Show yesterday) makes me. Seriously, when I heard about it, I was positively elated.

I really hope Harry Wittington gets better, because I'll feel awful if he dies from this whole thing.

DAIRY QUEEN OPENED YESTERDAY. I ATE A WHOPPER'S BLIZZARD. IT WAS GLORIOUS.