An hour later, he says:

[bitemecanada]

cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:55 A.M.]: omg
cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:55 A.M.]: i coulda been a huge loser
cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:55 A.M.]: and gone right from jumanji to richie rich to get macauley culkin
cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:56 A.M.]: it took me like 10 steps to get from robin williams to macauley culkin
cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:56 A.M.]: but i shoulda said
cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:56 A.M.]: was in jumanji with jonathan hyde
cOLiNwPgaLlAghEr [1:56 A.M.]: who was in richie rich with macauley culkin