Wisdom teeth, superstar.
I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. My face didn't hurt yesterday. Or for that much of today either. It's just starting to. I wasn't swollen yesterday either. But now both sides of my face are puffy. It's just that one is puffier.
I love laughing gas though. Nitrus oxide is my friend.
And right before I went to sleep cuz of the anestesia (I have no clue how to spell it so I sounded it out, lol), the oral surgeon goes "I just keep looking at your chin." (because he's the guy who's gonna fix it). It made me laugh and feel bad about myself at the same time. I prolly only laughed because of the laughing gas though. I love that stuff.
And I hate The Woman Warrior. It is one of the worst books I have ever read. Whoever is not Chinese or Japanese, the author calls a ghost. And I don't understand that part about heroes eating boldly at all. Wow, you ate nasty food, whoop de doo. You must be realllly brave. Or really STUPID. Eat crap, Ms. Bursie. You and Maxine Hone Kingston. That's not even a Chinese name.
Another reason why I hate The Woman Warrior - it is preventing me from reading Harry Potter 5 & 6.
Anyway, before both of my cheeks got all puffy, I saw March Of The Penguins with my little cousin Jessi who's in town from Connecticut. I liked it. Penguins are so cute.
And Rafael Palmeiro is such a huge liar. He obviously didn't take steroids "unknowingly" - the steroid that he took, stanozolol, is the same one that Ben Johnson (the Canadian sprinter guy from the 1988 Olympics who got his gold medal taken away) took, and it has to be either injected by a needle or ingested through a pill. I do not know how you can be shot in the ass without knowing it, or how you can be stupid enough to confuse a "dietary supplement" with a steroid. If you're a pro athlete (or a person with an IQ higher than that of an egg) you would obviously double-check every supplement that you ever had to take so you don't like die. And why would your supplement be near enough to a steroid that you would confuse them anyway? How stupid do these people think everybody is? >_<
I hope my face deflates soon. I'm really not liking this chipmunk look.
But I do like having a mattress set up in the back room so I can just sleep, drink milkshakes, and lay there all day. It's really comfy. I like my peanut butter chip frozen yogurt too. I think I'm going to make a wisdom teeth plus/minus list.
- pain
---- chipmunk face
+++ mattress set up in the back room w/really soft blanket
+ tons of milkshakes and pudding and peanut butter chip frozen yogurt
- one can only eat so much dairy
+ presents from my aunt, nani and dziadzi (grandpa in Polish), grandma, and my dad and wubbs
+ being waited on by my mom
+ not being yelled at for just sitting there all day like a bump on a log
+ getting a chance to catch up on summer reading
-- having to read The Woman Warrior
+ memorizing the summer TV schedule
-- TV from 12:30 PM to 3 PM sucks
+ staying up late cuz I can just sleep all I want the next day
- other people have lives so nobody is online except for Colin but we have nothing to talk about because he prolly has mono and thinks he's dying so he's not very interesting at the moment
- the computer in the back room sucks
++ laughing gas before getting my wisdom teeth out
+ the oral surgeon looks like a cross between Mr. Alesse and a beaver, and he's nice and wants to fix my chin really badly
-- I can't go anywhere cuz I look all puffy, so I can't see anybody
- boredom cuz I can't go anywhere
+ nobody has yelled at me in 2 days
Total: -1. Not bad. I'd be worried if it came out as a positive, lol.
~Lynz