it's like eating bad chicken

[biteme7776]

it was good the first time around, but then i ate the bacteria-ridden leftovers and got sick. was i sick to begin with? there's no way of knowing, other than to assume that since i didn't feel sick after the first portion, it was the bacteria in the second that made me throw up

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[happyella]

well, subway's closed, i hear panda's pretty pissed (about your accusations of poison), and has also reached customer capacity (in case you haven't noticed), so i think you've answered your own question. woody's is the only place left that will have you, so it's that or a new caf.

[biteme7776]

i guess that kind of works for me right now. i've been attempting to fast for a while, but the lure of a couple of those places was too strong. maybe now i can starve myself down to a fitting emptiness level. good thing it hasn't hit me yet just how devastating those hunger pangs will be.

[happyella]

je pense que tu doit tomber dans un troue des tigres et meurt.

[takemehometink]

Leaving chicken out for even one hour at room temperature is long enough for it to grow enough bacteria to make you sick.

[alethea7]

eat me, Jonah. You know you want to.

[live_in_concert]

jonah this is nathan
now we can be lj buddies

meat is murder
go veg

[biteme7776]

oh, i'll murder your meat alright.