come above unto me

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*bus almost hits monty. doors open*
monty- "im not going on ur bus!!!!" lmao. u had to be there.

last night at papa ginos
enrique- if i eat that ill gain 3 punds!!
Me- "god u r so gay!"

at meghans yesterday
*us watching barbie and the magic pegasus in 3d*
me- Put ur glasses on. the bear is ther.....is that it?! thats what we had to wear the glasses for? that was gay!
meg- why wusnt this part in 3d?
me-bc nobody likes you
meg-...
me- im kidding i love you
meg-....
me- will u marry me?
meg- no im straight
me- Liar...

ahahahaha i have lots o fun with me friends
Bloody hell!!!!

Sorrow