everythings wonderful
life is great right now. spring break has been near perfect and i love it. i love this feeling. thanks to all my friends, you guys are too great for words.
they showed Strangers with Candy on comedy central about 2 days ago for the first time in FORVER!! i effing miss that show.
jerri blank
here are some quotes from the show:
**Jerri Blank: You know, Paul, I'm very interested in you... SEXUALLY. I like the pole and the hole, and right know I'm as MOIST as a snack cake down there. So, how about you come on over, and I'll make your pinky, alllll STINKY.
**Fran: Hi Jerri.
Jerri Blank: Yo-yo-you talkin' to me?
Fran: Yep.
Jerri Blank: I'm guessing this is a dream. Only difference is you're not naked a tied to a radiator.
**Jerri Blank: "Dear Diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you. Everything's changed; I'm in love... something you would never understand you dirty, dirty, dirty Jew diary. Just kidding, just kidding. Jerri Blank."
**Jerri Blank: Dreams can happen
Sara Blank: It's nice that you think that, dear
**Mr. Jellyneck: Now, Jerri, I know you are having some family problems at home, but if you can't check your baggage at the door before rehearsal, then I will find someone else, somebody who doesn't have a family
**[Jerri is running for homecoming queen]
Jerri Blank: I was nominated today.
Sara Blank: Oh Jerri, I'm sorry. Kids can be so cruel in their pranks. I'll have your father call Principal Blackman tomorrow.
Jerri Blank: It wasn't a prank. It's for real, stepmother. And I have a good chance at winning.
Sara Blank: Of course you do, darling. And I'm a caribou
**Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.
Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?
Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.
Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex already?
Jerri Blank: Does a pimp carry a razor?
Tammi Littlenut: I don't know...
Jerri Blank: Trust me, they all do
**Jerri Blank: Well, what would you do if your daddy died?
Cassie Pines: HEY. You'd love that, wouldn't you? Just because your dad was killed in some freak accident, nobody can have one? Well I'll tell ya something. My daddy's alive and yours is dead and ain't nothin' gonna change that.
**Jerri Blank: Well, I have to go to the ladies room. Tammi, you wanna come along?
Tammi Littlenut: I don't have to go.
Jerri Blank: You don't have to make a tinkle or a poo-poo?
Tammi Littlenut: No, Jerri.
Jerri Blank: Are you sure, Tammela? Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.
[Tammi catches on]
Tammi Littlenut: Do you wanna go to the bathroom and talk?
Jerri Blank: I guess we *could* talk if you don't need to make a stinky.
**Ricky: You just gave me away?
Jerri Blank: No, no, never. I traded you for a guitar. God, and all these years I've wondered, "What happened to that guitar?"
wasnt that exciting?
hallie let me borrow Little Nemo (adventures in slumberland). that movie is awesome, i miss it. hallie is a darling girl.
just because
((i tried using that LJcut shit and it pissed me off so yeah))
they showed Strangers with Candy on comedy central about 2 days ago for the first time in FORVER!! i effing miss that show.
jerri blank
here are some quotes from the show:
**Jerri Blank: You know, Paul, I'm very interested in you... SEXUALLY. I like the pole and the hole, and right know I'm as MOIST as a snack cake down there. So, how about you come on over, and I'll make your pinky, alllll STINKY.
**Fran: Hi Jerri.
Jerri Blank: Yo-yo-you talkin' to me?
Fran: Yep.
Jerri Blank: I'm guessing this is a dream. Only difference is you're not naked a tied to a radiator.
**Jerri Blank: "Dear Diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you. Everything's changed; I'm in love... something you would never understand you dirty, dirty, dirty Jew diary. Just kidding, just kidding. Jerri Blank."
**Jerri Blank: Dreams can happen
Sara Blank: It's nice that you think that, dear
**Mr. Jellyneck: Now, Jerri, I know you are having some family problems at home, but if you can't check your baggage at the door before rehearsal, then I will find someone else, somebody who doesn't have a family
**[Jerri is running for homecoming queen]
Jerri Blank: I was nominated today.
Sara Blank: Oh Jerri, I'm sorry. Kids can be so cruel in their pranks. I'll have your father call Principal Blackman tomorrow.
Jerri Blank: It wasn't a prank. It's for real, stepmother. And I have a good chance at winning.
Sara Blank: Of course you do, darling. And I'm a caribou
**Jerri Blank: Shazam. Look. Drake Rogers. Mmm, he makes me all puffy down there. I'd love to tame his blue vein swayback throbber.
Tammi Littlenut: What do you mean, Jerri?
Jerri Blank: Take him backstage behind the meat curtain, know what I mean? I'm talkin' about pounding out the veal.
Tammi Littlenut: Are you thinking about having sex already?
Jerri Blank: Does a pimp carry a razor?
Tammi Littlenut: I don't know...
Jerri Blank: Trust me, they all do
**Jerri Blank: Well, what would you do if your daddy died?
Cassie Pines: HEY. You'd love that, wouldn't you? Just because your dad was killed in some freak accident, nobody can have one? Well I'll tell ya something. My daddy's alive and yours is dead and ain't nothin' gonna change that.
**Jerri Blank: Well, I have to go to the ladies room. Tammi, you wanna come along?
Tammi Littlenut: I don't have to go.
Jerri Blank: You don't have to make a tinkle or a poo-poo?
Tammi Littlenut: No, Jerri.
Jerri Blank: Are you sure, Tammela? Maybe once you get in there, you'll have to make a wee-wee or a turdy.
[Tammi catches on]
Tammi Littlenut: Do you wanna go to the bathroom and talk?
Jerri Blank: I guess we *could* talk if you don't need to make a stinky.
**Ricky: You just gave me away?
Jerri Blank: No, no, never. I traded you for a guitar. God, and all these years I've wondered, "What happened to that guitar?"
wasnt that exciting?
hallie let me borrow Little Nemo (adventures in slumberland). that movie is awesome, i miss it. hallie is a darling girl.
just because
((i tried using that LJcut shit and it pissed me off so yeah))