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[bite2death]

Hibunny bit me and is gone now. I don't tolerate that from animals. That is not an invitation for you to return, Hibird.

Despite being pirates and despite it being Talk Like a Pirate Day, if I catch anyone using the words "swashbuckle", "scallywag" or "shiver", "me" and "timbers" used in sequential order, I will personally bite them to death.

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[piratewhip]

But ye shiver me timbers!

Hibird is doing alright.

[bite2death]

That was not a pick-up line.

I don't care.

[piratewhip]

Hey, I've been good about NOT using my pick up lines on you!

Sure you do.

[bite2death]

If you were good about it, you wouldn't have just now.

Don't tell me how I am.

[piratewhip]

I crossed it out!

You must miss him.

[bite2death]

I still saw it.

I don't want to talk about him.

[piratewhip]

But it didn't technically happen, because it's crossed out.

Why not?

[bite2death]

I can still read it and I'm not amused by hidden messages.

Because he is a herbivore.

[piratewhip]

I couldn't resist!

You didn't think that before.

[bite2death]

You're unable to resist most things.

I do now.

[piratewhip]

Ah, well. This is true. It's a problem, I suppose.

I don't think he's actually changed, you know.

[bite2death]

I hate that about you.

He is your bird now.

[piratewhip]

I'm sorry.

...He'll always be your bird. He talks to you, not me. Sings your school song.

[bite2death]

Why are you apologizing?

I saw him talking to you.

[piratewhip]

Because it bothered you?

You mean him chirping?

[bite2death]

Your face bothers me. Are you going to apologize for that?

He's always chirping.