Ten Things to Ten People.

[bite2death]

1) You haven't been impressing me lately.
2) You infuriate me more than anyone else.
3) You've been singing off-key over the past couple days.
4) You still blaspheme Namimori's name.
5) I'm coming after you with a pair of tweezers.
6) The fact that you haven't been bitten to death yet only makes you more interesting.
7) This is what alcohol does to

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[piratewhip]

Am I one of them?

[bite2death]

You're not dead.

[piratewhip]

I hope that makes me number 6!

[bite2death]

First guess.

[piratewhip]

So that makes me right?

[bite2death]

No. It makes you not wrong.

[piratewhip]

Which could be right!

Is your collarbone alright?

[bite2death]

It just means you won't die tonight.

It's fine.

[piratewhip]

Well, that's good!

Alright. I'm worried, now.

[bite2death]

I broke it.

Keep asking about it and I'll change my mind.

[piratewhip]

...AS long as it's properly been taken care of, I won't ask anything else.

[bite2death]

I put ice on it but if I need to fight, I will.

[piratewhip]

Can I at least get someone to take a proper look then? I've no doubt you can still fight.

[bite2death]

I'm not going near that ship again.

[piratewhip]

I'll come to you, then.

[bite2death]

If you come near me, I will bite you to death and watch you sink to the bottom of the ocean.