Personal Penguin.

[bite2death]

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

What is it with you and birds? If I have to use my family eagle you stay away from it.

[bite2death]

Hihog wasn't a bird.

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah well, I'm more concerned with your relationship with the canary and now having something called a personal penguin. It's not natural dude.

[bite2death]

Pets aren't natural?

[caffinatekillua]

Let's go over it.

Loveboat. With canary.

Personal penguin.

[bite2death]

And?

[caffinatekillua]

Not natural.

Also... not pets in the traditional sense.

What does your personal penguin do for you?

[bite2death]

Penguins aren't typical pets. Penguari will be a Disciplinary Penguin.

[caffinatekillua]

Disciplinary huh? Sounds dirty.

[bite2death]

Are you making fun of the Disciplinary Committee?

[caffinatekillua]

There's a committee for it?

[bite2death]

I am the head of that committee.

[caffinatekillua]

That sounds laaaaame. You just what, go around making people behave? Isn't it boring?

[bite2death]

It's not boring at all. I get to punish those who misbehave.

[caffinatekillua]

Wouldn't you rather go find strong people to fight? You should become a blacklist hunter and hunt down dangerous criminals. I bet you'd like that.

[bite2death]

I do that as well against the highest crimes. Those with bounties and those that threaten Namimori.