Oh Lawd.

[bitchyfaic]

Apparently, Stalkerface--y'all know who I'm referring to--is having trouble deciding whether to pay a 400-something dollar fine for attacking his stepdad or finishing high school.

I lol'd at his sheer stupidity.

Yessiree, folks: I can genuinely say that my stalker is more retarded than your stalker!

Comments

[heeeeres_katey]

Wait wait wait, back up.

He attacked his stepdad? With WHAT? His mangina??

[seanargus]

HE ATTACKED HIM WITH HIS MULLET

[bitchyfaic]

GOOD THEORY

[bitchyfaic]

No clue. All Jessa told me was that he attacked him. :/