IN WHICH ANNA AND KATE COME UP WITH HORRIBLE IDEAS.
I came up with the idea and lyrics, Kate helped with the characters. Funtimes.
Miles Edgeworth: A Parody Of Oasis By Amanda Palmer, Inspired By Ace Attorney
When I got to the party
They gave me a 40
And I must've been thirsty
'Cause I drank it so quickly
When I got to the precinct
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault
That the Chief Of Police raped me
When I went to get tested
I brought along my sister
The chief's protege, Lana
Who had once been molested
And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly
But the test came back positive, oh, oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Oh, I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion
I brought along Apollo
We got there an hour
Before the appointment
And outside the building
Were all these annoying
Fundamentalist shrine nuns
We tried to ignore them, oh, oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Miles Edgeworth got my letter in the mail
When vacation was over
The word was all over
That I was a crack whore
My sister had told them
And so now we're not talking
Except we have tickets
For The Gavinners next month
And I think we're still going, oh, oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Oh, I just got a letter in the mail
Miles Edgeworth sent a trophy, it was
Autographed and everything
My sister's gonna wet herself, I swear
We have issues.
Miles Edgeworth: A Parody Of Oasis By Amanda Palmer, Inspired By Ace Attorney
When I got to the party
They gave me a 40
And I must've been thirsty
'Cause I drank it so quickly
When I got to the precinct
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault
That the Chief Of Police raped me
When I went to get tested
I brought along my sister
The chief's protege, Lana
Who had once been molested
And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly
But the test came back positive, oh, oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Oh, I just sent a letter in the mail
When I got my abortion
I brought along Apollo
We got there an hour
Before the appointment
And outside the building
Were all these annoying
Fundamentalist shrine nuns
We tried to ignore them, oh, oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Miles Edgeworth got my letter in the mail
When vacation was over
The word was all over
That I was a crack whore
My sister had told them
And so now we're not talking
Except we have tickets
For The Gavinners next month
And I think we're still going, oh, oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Oh, I just got a letter in the mail
Miles Edgeworth sent a trophy, it was
Autographed and everything
My sister's gonna wet herself, I swear
We have issues.