Voicemail

[bitchy_smurf]

Bleat at me if you must.

Comments

[not_ironmaiden]

From here

Haven't I had you listen to that lecture on sexual harassment in the work place? That being said... I wouldn't object to leather pants.

[bitchy_smurf]

[Aaaaand that went here]

[not_tylerdurden]

[from here]

You care about my clothes so little that you have to ring me up about them? Man, what is with girls and fashion?

[bitchy_smurf]

[Which went here!]

[lordofthecats]

[From here]

"What? What did I do that was so disgusting?"

[bitchy_smurf]

[ here!]

[raspberryturk]

[From here!]

"Whoa, now, Rookie! Why in the world would I go callin' you up, tryin' to throw theology an' come-ons at you all at once? First off, I ain't interested in you like that, yo. You just ain't my type. An' second? The only god I ever talk to anybody about is Shiva, when I'm cussin' about her frozen blue tits."

A pause.

"They're really nice tits, yo."

[bitchy_smurf]

[*splorfle* And it went here]

[demon_cupid]

[From here.]

"Whoa, wait, present? Is it your birthday? Hmm, I've got some psychedelic froggies if you'd like. You'll only get my Arthur autograph if you pry it from my cold dead fingers, which...well, you will in a few months, right?"