Ugh
I was just described in a chick flick.
Today I got Must Love Dogs in the mail via netflix. It's the new John Cusack chick flick. We all know how I feel about John Cusack. So I'm sitting here, baking butter cookies, watching the movie, and Diane Lane says "All you care about are tight tushies and flat tummies, while caring, compassionate women - of a certain age - sit at home reading Jane Austen novels and eating tubs of ice cream, which makes them fat, and even MORE unattractive!" I realize that I'm not quite Diane Lane's age (nor even a fraction of her hotness), but it still applies. I'm gonna go mix up the buttercream frosting now and make my cookies pretty.
Today I got Must Love Dogs in the mail via netflix. It's the new John Cusack chick flick. We all know how I feel about John Cusack. So I'm sitting here, baking butter cookies, watching the movie, and Diane Lane says "All you care about are tight tushies and flat tummies, while caring, compassionate women - of a certain age - sit at home reading Jane Austen novels and eating tubs of ice cream, which makes them fat, and even MORE unattractive!" I realize that I'm not quite Diane Lane's age (nor even a fraction of her hotness), but it still applies. I'm gonna go mix up the buttercream frosting now and make my cookies pretty.