My letter to Santa

[bitchness]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I helped lost_adonis across the street (6 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I set mostlyfakinit's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I put money in flashdim's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (279 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
bitchness