Its my stoop
I was sittin on muh stoop, dem coons try be runnin up my porch grabbin my trash and what not..If you sit on your porch with a double barrel shootin useless racoons and squirrels while your wifes inside cookin and your talkin about your truck and chewin tobacco and makin useless jokes making a band by blowin in a jar pluckin some strings and wishin your washer, you might be a red-neck..Yeah that pansy old school redneck Jeff Fox stole that from me when we were sittin right here on this stoop dreamin about blue collar..If you are on comedy central wearin nice blue jeans a weak accent and soft bushy hair, you might not be a redneck..