Pictionary clue recap!
I wanted to post the full, awe-inspiring glory of this year's Pictionary clues, including the ones that didn't get drawn, because... wow. Most of these were contributed by catwalksalone, with guest appearances by china_shop (upcycled from BP 2014), sdwolfpup, and minim_calibre. Thank you SO MUCH for providing this ~inspiration~, and thank you to the brave souls who attempted to turn the cold monochrome of a typed page into beautiful, technicolor art. With penises. THANK YOU. ♥
THE CLUES:
Netflix Daredevil (Charlie Cox) meets movie Daredevil (Ben Affleck) and they discuss their relative attrition rates of white canes. (Daredevil, Netflix; Daredevil, 2003)
Tony Stark and Rodney McKay engage in a slapfight over the Best Sciencing trophy. Sam Carter runs off with it when they're not looking. (MCU, SGA, SG-1)
Rosa Diaz arrests Karen Page for "walking while being dangerously pretty". Captain Holt suspends her and later gives the toast at their wedding. (Brooklyn Nine Nine, Daredevil (Netflix))
Ariadne dreams a dildo shaped like Spock's alien penis because she wants to peg Louis Tomlinson with it. (Inception, Star Trek, One Direction)
The Witch-king of Angmar meets Link in a bar and admires his giant sword. (LOTR, Legend of Zelda)
Aaron Burr gets drunk with Steve Rogers and prank calls Bruce Wayne (Hamilton, Marvel (All Media Types), DC (All Media Types))
Rey blows up Ray Vecchio's Riv by accident when she's on the run from Ray Toro's possessed guitar. (Star Wars: TFA, due South, My Chemical Romance)
BB-8 and R2-D2 set up a droid brothel. Hux likes to be fisted by C-3PO's red arm. (Star Wars)
Aeryn Sun accidentally flies through a wormhole and ends up on Tatooine. She gets addicted to blue milk and becomes queen of the sand people. (Farscape, Star Wars)
Will Graham is undercover as a stripper and Derek Morgan puts twenties down his thong. After his dance, they solve the case. (Hannibal, Criminal Minds)
Gerard Way sits next to Q while sketching in the art museum. Bond thinks he's an enemy agent and interrogates him with a blowjob. (Bandom, James Bond)
Luke Skywalker and Fozzie Bear wake up married on the Enterprise (Star Wars, Sesame Street, Star Trek)
Poe Dameron successfully impregnates a Borg hive and the hundreds of suave cyborg babies that result grow up and assimilate the rest of the universe by charm. Everyone is happy. (Star Wars: TFA, Star Trek: TNG)
Black Widow meets White Canary/Sara Lance on a superhero speed-dating evening. They have wild sex under a disco ball. (MCU, Legends of Tomorrow/Arrow)
Frannie Vecchio catches Ray and Ray having sex in the supply closet. She gives up her job and becomes the greatest gay porn director in the country. (due South)
Eowyn and Rey are given Excalibur by the Lady of the Lake. Together, they defeat the kaiju invasion. (LOTR, Star Wars, Pacific Rim)
Irene Adler and Rosa Diaz double penetrate James Bond using carrots as strap ons. (Sherlock Holmes, Brooklyn 99, James Bond)
Captain Cold and Heatwave fire their guns at each other and create an impromptu steam room. Ray Palmer, caught in the middle, is delighted with the improved softness of his skin. (Legends of Tomorrow, The Flash, Arrow)
Jon Snow (knows nothing) meets Jon Snow, newscaster (knows lots) and they exchange tips on keeping warm in winter. (Game of Thrones, C4 news(UK))
Kate McKinnon is is Seattle for Emerald City Con and knocks over Brynn with her proton pump. She kisses her to apologize and Brynn faints. (SNL/Ghostbusters/RPF/Fearless Leader)
Charles Xavier gives Darth Vader telepathic orgasms to keep him too blissed out for evil. (X-Men, Star Wars)
T-Rex watches from across the street as Spock enthusiastically licks whipped cream off Rygel's nipples. (Dinosaur Comics, Star Trek, Farscape)
Kara Danvers and Jessica Jones arm wrestle over rights to the last breakfast burrito in town. Jessica wins and throws it away because she can. (Supergirl, Jessica Jones)
The four Hollywood Chrises (Evans, Hemsworth, Pine and Pratt) engage in a fight to the death where only one can be victorious. Hemsworth wins by beating Evans and Pratt over the head with the bloody leg of Pine. (Hollywood!)
Leslie Knope attends a Trump rally, pushes him off the stage and gives a speech. She is unanimously voted President by a spontaneous write in vote. Everyone wins. (Parks & Rec)
Wonder Woman uses the Lasso of Truth to tie up Vala Mal Doran and find out what she likes in bed. (DC, SG-1)
Natasha Romanoff and Missy play rock paper scissors to see who gets to kill Jar Jar Binks. Natasha wins but lets Missy help. (Marvel (All Media Types), Doctor Who, Star Wars)
Aaron Burr pays Jayne in bottles of wine to have Jayne give him a blowjob while they're floating in zero gravity (Hamilton; Firefly)
All three Schulyer sisters tie Hamilton to his desk and draw penises all over his naked body (Hamilton)
The Iron Bull takes Dorian to Mos Eisley and Chewbacca picks them both up for sex back at the Millennium Falcon (Dragon Age Inquisition; Star Wars)
Hamilton, Laurens, Lafayette, and Mulligan take a vacation to Dante's Cove and have an orgy on the beach (Hamilton; Dante's Cove)
Michael Scofield breaks out of prison with River Tam by them super geniusing and killing people (Prison Break; Firefly)
Angelica Schulyer kisses Rey and discovers her latent Jedi powers (Hamilton; Star Wars: the Force Awakens)
John Oliver does a segment about the White Walkers and then gets eaten by Dany's dragon, Drogon (Last Week Tonight; Game of Thrones)
Aeryn Sun and Poe Dameron have a spaceship race and the winner (drawer's choice) gets to spank the other one (Farscape; Star Wars: The Force Awakens)
The T-rex and velociraptor pack from Jurassic World have a dinosaur orgy. (Jurassic World)
Hulk meets his fairy godmother and she grants his wish for a floofy dress he wears to dance with Godzilla (MCU, Godzilla)
John Watson teaches an erotic cooking class, and Sherlock is his star pupil. (Sherlock BBC)
Fusco begs Michonne to treat him mean. She ties him to a tree and has sex with Shaw instead. (Person of Interest, Walking Dead)
Carlos and Cecil wake up covered in cornflakes and come, with no memory of the night before. (Welcome to Night Vale)
Jake Peralta takes surveillance photos of Nick Fury and Rosa Diaz playing naked chess. (Brooklyn Nine Nine, Avengers)
Benton Fraser and Steve Rogers experiment with felching. (Due South, Captain America)
Aeryn Sun fists John Crichton so hard they accidentally open up a cosmic wormhole. (Farscape)
Coulson tells Mulder about government conspiracies in exchange for sex. (The X-Files, Avengers)
Aliens that look like kittens make Stiles and Derek stop having sex… so they kill the aliens. (Teen Wolf)
Darren Nichols and Ron Swanson hold a televised debate about government funding of the arts. Geoffrey Tennant interrupts, wielding a rapier. (Slings & Arrows, Parks & Recreation)
Hannibal makes a fortune selling sex toys door-to-door. (Hannibal)
Hawkeye comes on Ray Vecchio’s favourite t-shirt, and Vecchio sulks until Hawkeye sucks him off. (Avengers, Due South)
Abby Mills, Iris West and Kara Thrace have a masturbation race. The prize is a date with Joan Watson. (Sleepy Hollow, The Flash, BSG, Elementary)
William Shakespeare and Francis Bacon are cowboys who fall in love while herding sheep in Wyoming. (Tent sex ensues!) (Historical RPF)
Everyone at the Canadian Consulate is dismayed to discover Turnbull is an alpha. (Due South)
Kamala Khan gets an account on AO3 and her Wolverine/Twelfth Doctor fic crashes the server (Ms Marvel, X-Men, Doctor Who)
Deadpool spends all his money trying to win a fluffy unicorn at the fair. Eventually he steals one, runs away and fucks the unicorn on the Ferris wheel. (Deadpool)
Lois Lane and Wonder Woman hire look-a-like Batman and Superman to have rough sex and film it. Little do they know, it's actual Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. (Batman vs Superman)
Nomi visits Sun in prison and teaches her how to play backgammon. Sun uses her new skill to become the prison kingpin. (Sense8)
Jareth decides he's had enough of being a Goblin King and retrains as a bush pilot in Alaska. He meets Jesse Pinkman and they start up a beard-waxing business together (Labyrinth, Breaking Bad)
Alfred Pennyworth paints the Batcave pink. It makes Bruce Wayne so happy that he quits being Batman and starts crocheting penguins instead. (DC)
Anne Bonny loses her hat overboard. Years later, Jane Villaneuva finds it on a beach in Miami. She puts it on and becomes a pirate queen. (Black Sails, Jane the Virgin)
Lucifer fucks his way through the NCIS team, but refuses to do Gibbs on the grounds that he's an asshole. Ducky gives Gibbs a consolation blowjob. (Lucifer, NCIS)
THE CLUES:
Netflix Daredevil (Charlie Cox) meets movie Daredevil (Ben Affleck) and they discuss their relative attrition rates of white canes. (Daredevil, Netflix; Daredevil, 2003)
Tony Stark and Rodney McKay engage in a slapfight over the Best Sciencing trophy. Sam Carter runs off with it when they're not looking. (MCU, SGA, SG-1)
Rosa Diaz arrests Karen Page for "walking while being dangerously pretty". Captain Holt suspends her and later gives the toast at their wedding. (Brooklyn Nine Nine, Daredevil (Netflix))
Ariadne dreams a dildo shaped like Spock's alien penis because she wants to peg Louis Tomlinson with it. (Inception, Star Trek, One Direction)
The Witch-king of Angmar meets Link in a bar and admires his giant sword. (LOTR, Legend of Zelda)
Aaron Burr gets drunk with Steve Rogers and prank calls Bruce Wayne (Hamilton, Marvel (All Media Types), DC (All Media Types))
Rey blows up Ray Vecchio's Riv by accident when she's on the run from Ray Toro's possessed guitar. (Star Wars: TFA, due South, My Chemical Romance)
BB-8 and R2-D2 set up a droid brothel. Hux likes to be fisted by C-3PO's red arm. (Star Wars)
Aeryn Sun accidentally flies through a wormhole and ends up on Tatooine. She gets addicted to blue milk and becomes queen of the sand people. (Farscape, Star Wars)
Will Graham is undercover as a stripper and Derek Morgan puts twenties down his thong. After his dance, they solve the case. (Hannibal, Criminal Minds)
Gerard Way sits next to Q while sketching in the art museum. Bond thinks he's an enemy agent and interrogates him with a blowjob. (Bandom, James Bond)
Luke Skywalker and Fozzie Bear wake up married on the Enterprise (Star Wars, Sesame Street, Star Trek)
Poe Dameron successfully impregnates a Borg hive and the hundreds of suave cyborg babies that result grow up and assimilate the rest of the universe by charm. Everyone is happy. (Star Wars: TFA, Star Trek: TNG)
Black Widow meets White Canary/Sara Lance on a superhero speed-dating evening. They have wild sex under a disco ball. (MCU, Legends of Tomorrow/Arrow)
Frannie Vecchio catches Ray and Ray having sex in the supply closet. She gives up her job and becomes the greatest gay porn director in the country. (due South)
Eowyn and Rey are given Excalibur by the Lady of the Lake. Together, they defeat the kaiju invasion. (LOTR, Star Wars, Pacific Rim)
Irene Adler and Rosa Diaz double penetrate James Bond using carrots as strap ons. (Sherlock Holmes, Brooklyn 99, James Bond)
Captain Cold and Heatwave fire their guns at each other and create an impromptu steam room. Ray Palmer, caught in the middle, is delighted with the improved softness of his skin. (Legends of Tomorrow, The Flash, Arrow)
Jon Snow (knows nothing) meets Jon Snow, newscaster (knows lots) and they exchange tips on keeping warm in winter. (Game of Thrones, C4 news(UK))
Kate McKinnon is is Seattle for Emerald City Con and knocks over Brynn with her proton pump. She kisses her to apologize and Brynn faints. (SNL/Ghostbusters/RPF/Fearless Leader)
Charles Xavier gives Darth Vader telepathic orgasms to keep him too blissed out for evil. (X-Men, Star Wars)
T-Rex watches from across the street as Spock enthusiastically licks whipped cream off Rygel's nipples. (Dinosaur Comics, Star Trek, Farscape)
Kara Danvers and Jessica Jones arm wrestle over rights to the last breakfast burrito in town. Jessica wins and throws it away because she can. (Supergirl, Jessica Jones)
The four Hollywood Chrises (Evans, Hemsworth, Pine and Pratt) engage in a fight to the death where only one can be victorious. Hemsworth wins by beating Evans and Pratt over the head with the bloody leg of Pine. (Hollywood!)
Leslie Knope attends a Trump rally, pushes him off the stage and gives a speech. She is unanimously voted President by a spontaneous write in vote. Everyone wins. (Parks & Rec)
Wonder Woman uses the Lasso of Truth to tie up Vala Mal Doran and find out what she likes in bed. (DC, SG-1)
Natasha Romanoff and Missy play rock paper scissors to see who gets to kill Jar Jar Binks. Natasha wins but lets Missy help. (Marvel (All Media Types), Doctor Who, Star Wars)
Aaron Burr pays Jayne in bottles of wine to have Jayne give him a blowjob while they're floating in zero gravity (Hamilton; Firefly)
All three Schulyer sisters tie Hamilton to his desk and draw penises all over his naked body (Hamilton)
The Iron Bull takes Dorian to Mos Eisley and Chewbacca picks them both up for sex back at the Millennium Falcon (Dragon Age Inquisition; Star Wars)
Hamilton, Laurens, Lafayette, and Mulligan take a vacation to Dante's Cove and have an orgy on the beach (Hamilton; Dante's Cove)
Michael Scofield breaks out of prison with River Tam by them super geniusing and killing people (Prison Break; Firefly)
Angelica Schulyer kisses Rey and discovers her latent Jedi powers (Hamilton; Star Wars: the Force Awakens)
John Oliver does a segment about the White Walkers and then gets eaten by Dany's dragon, Drogon (Last Week Tonight; Game of Thrones)
Aeryn Sun and Poe Dameron have a spaceship race and the winner (drawer's choice) gets to spank the other one (Farscape; Star Wars: The Force Awakens)
The T-rex and velociraptor pack from Jurassic World have a dinosaur orgy. (Jurassic World)
Hulk meets his fairy godmother and she grants his wish for a floofy dress he wears to dance with Godzilla (MCU, Godzilla)
John Watson teaches an erotic cooking class, and Sherlock is his star pupil. (Sherlock BBC)
Fusco begs Michonne to treat him mean. She ties him to a tree and has sex with Shaw instead. (Person of Interest, Walking Dead)
Carlos and Cecil wake up covered in cornflakes and come, with no memory of the night before. (Welcome to Night Vale)
Jake Peralta takes surveillance photos of Nick Fury and Rosa Diaz playing naked chess. (Brooklyn Nine Nine, Avengers)
Benton Fraser and Steve Rogers experiment with felching. (Due South, Captain America)
Aeryn Sun fists John Crichton so hard they accidentally open up a cosmic wormhole. (Farscape)
Coulson tells Mulder about government conspiracies in exchange for sex. (The X-Files, Avengers)
Aliens that look like kittens make Stiles and Derek stop having sex… so they kill the aliens. (Teen Wolf)
Darren Nichols and Ron Swanson hold a televised debate about government funding of the arts. Geoffrey Tennant interrupts, wielding a rapier. (Slings & Arrows, Parks & Recreation)
Hannibal makes a fortune selling sex toys door-to-door. (Hannibal)
Hawkeye comes on Ray Vecchio’s favourite t-shirt, and Vecchio sulks until Hawkeye sucks him off. (Avengers, Due South)
Abby Mills, Iris West and Kara Thrace have a masturbation race. The prize is a date with Joan Watson. (Sleepy Hollow, The Flash, BSG, Elementary)
William Shakespeare and Francis Bacon are cowboys who fall in love while herding sheep in Wyoming. (Tent sex ensues!) (Historical RPF)
Everyone at the Canadian Consulate is dismayed to discover Turnbull is an alpha. (Due South)
Kamala Khan gets an account on AO3 and her Wolverine/Twelfth Doctor fic crashes the server (Ms Marvel, X-Men, Doctor Who)
Deadpool spends all his money trying to win a fluffy unicorn at the fair. Eventually he steals one, runs away and fucks the unicorn on the Ferris wheel. (Deadpool)
Lois Lane and Wonder Woman hire look-a-like Batman and Superman to have rough sex and film it. Little do they know, it's actual Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent. (Batman vs Superman)
Nomi visits Sun in prison and teaches her how to play backgammon. Sun uses her new skill to become the prison kingpin. (Sense8)
Jareth decides he's had enough of being a Goblin King and retrains as a bush pilot in Alaska. He meets Jesse Pinkman and they start up a beard-waxing business together (Labyrinth, Breaking Bad)
Alfred Pennyworth paints the Batcave pink. It makes Bruce Wayne so happy that he quits being Batman and starts crocheting penguins instead. (DC)
Anne Bonny loses her hat overboard. Years later, Jane Villaneuva finds it on a beach in Miami. She puts it on and becomes a pirate queen. (Black Sails, Jane the Virgin)
Lucifer fucks his way through the NCIS team, but refuses to do Gibbs on the grounds that he's an asshole. Ducky gives Gibbs a consolation blowjob. (Lucifer, NCIS)