... I hate myself for loving you!
Oh Jorge, please, turn away from The Dark Side.
We love you here in Boston. We do! You're probably one of the most palatable Yankees we can think of. You call a great game, and you even put up with The Big Tool - showing grace and class despite knowing that he can't stand you and throws a tantrum if you're behind the plate.
It's not your fault that the Sox have basically been stinking up Fenway more than rotted cabbage stuffed under each and every bleacher seat would. But please - no more shenanigans like pulling a 2-run homer in extra innings! That just makes us feel cheap and sleazy for liking you in the first place.
We love you here in Boston. We do! You're probably one of the most palatable Yankees we can think of. You call a great game, and you even put up with The Big Tool - showing grace and class despite knowing that he can't stand you and throws a tantrum if you're behind the plate.
It's not your fault that the Sox have basically been stinking up Fenway more than rotted cabbage stuffed under each and every bleacher seat would. But please - no more shenanigans like pulling a 2-run homer in extra innings! That just makes us feel cheap and sleazy for liking you in the first place.