Third Cabbage Joke (And a Guest!) | Corrupted/Accidental Video

[bitchingwhores]

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

[Well, if this isn’t already an odd feed. Not that there’s a good view given anyhow, but-- Wait, what’s that sound? The view is so construed that it’s difficult to tell anything, let alone-- Damn it, there’s that sound again! What the hell is it?]

Hey, could you stop moving and you know...not make this difficult?

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Comments

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[seahorsecaesar]

wwhat the evver glubbin fuck is goin on

-text- Hi, patron troll!

[bitchingwhores]

nothing. oh are you a friend of orihara-sans? because he cant see right now sorry. if you want i can leave him a message.

-Text forevver-

[seahorsecaesar]

hes not a friend thats disgustin you could nevver understand the nature of my relationship with him

so dont try

any message i havve for him i wwill givve him in person

-Amused text forever-

[bitchingwhores]

huh? wow your really losing me here. im sorry if i touched a nerve there really.

all im trying to do is pass messages okay? yknow be a nice guy and all.

i hope you dont mean right now because that probably wont happen.

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhat probly wwont happen

[bitchingwhores]

you wanting to give orihara-san a message on your own. it cant happen today. i mean this is my room and all. or you could not be stubborn and let me help. either way.

[seahorsecaesar]

i nevver said right noww
wwhat a genius scumblood you are
i wwas just tryin to figure out wwhat you wwere doin its a wweird thing to just
wwell
see

[bitchingwhores]

ah you were coming off like you did?
sheesh theres no need to be all defensive! if that was actually an insult you threw at me. is that some kind of thing in your culture?
huh? did it show up on camera too? by the way other people were talking it only recorded us talking.
whats your relationship with orihara-san like anyway? your coming off like your hurt somehow.

[seahorsecaesar]

i really doubt you could understand the nature of our relationship but ill try to put it as plainly as i can
hes my kismesis wwhich basically means hes wworthy of my hatred and harassment and vvisa vversa
i really dont expect you to understand
hes different than the rest of your kind
he gets it

[bitchingwhores]

i think youd be surprised.
huh. so izaya hates you? he doesnt really seem like that kind of guy! youd think at best he'd pity you. you trolls sure are weird.
uh huh. hes different huh? i guess i can see that. he does seem a bit different even in this state. you could be right. honestly i have no idea.
i wonder how he reacts to being harassed though...

[seahorsecaesar]

i kneww you wwouldnt understand most humans just cant wwrap their frail think pans around such concepts
and i dont need no glubbin pity wwhat the fuck

[bitchingwhores]

do you insult everyone like this? sheesh you just seem kinda lonely so i felt like talking to you. if you dont mind me asking what makes you think we have frail...i assume those words mean mind?
why not? you sound like you could use it.

[seahorsecaesar]

im not lonely not so that i wwould need pity from the likes of you filthblood

honestly its funny a human askin me wwhy they havve fractured think pans the answwer is simple wwhen wwe wwere makin your wworld somethin wwent wwrong i dont knoww wwhos fault it wwas exactly but it wwasnt mine so thats wwhat matters the point is that humans and their wworld are inherently broken because of a glubbin messed up twwist of fate just the same wway apparently wwere all doomed to be killed or be wwiped out a existence by some cataclysm that is also not my fault honestly all of this is wway over your head im sure if you cant understand simple concepts like quadrants wwhich by the wway you obvviously cant youll nevver understand the finer points a wworld creation destruction and rebirth its incredibly complicated and somethin im sure less than a handful a your kind could evven begin to comprehend and most of them are children

keywords

[bitchingwhores]

again with the insults? your really full of hot air huh? and still about blood too. hm. i must be right. how do you live like that though? how do you know each others blood color? unless you guys constantly fight?

okay. wow. i hope you know i didnt read any of that! sorry but your typing skills are impossible for me to read in a huge block like that! after a while its just ws!

Re: keywords

[seahorsecaesar]

youre tryin my patience human
honestly admittin you cant evven read wwhat a fool
fine
if you dont wwant to read wwhat i havve to say then im finished wwith you
youvve made a powwerful enemy this day
make no mistake
if i meet you i wwill kill you
there is that simple enough for you to understand

[bitchingwhores]

oh i am? im sorry about that.
no troll-san i can read. its just your typing is just so complicated for me. all those ws theyre just a nightmare.
huh? i dont mean any trouble troll-san!
troll-san really arent you going overboard?
i mean really arent you overreacting a bit? all i did was say the way you type is weird!