Third Cabbage Joke (And a Guest!) | Corrupted/Accidental Video

[bitchingwhores]

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

[Well, if this isn’t already an odd feed. Not that there’s a good view given anyhow, but-- Wait, what’s that sound? The view is so construed that it’s difficult to tell anything, let alone-- Damn it, there’s that sound again! What the hell is it?]

Hey, could you stop moving and you know...not make this difficult?

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[video forever]

[kch_kch]

[Hm...]

You know, this sort of thing might be better kept to yourself.

[Speaking from personal experience, here.]

[confused video]

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, wow, what's this? Hi there, new face! Adachi just looks dumbly at at his communicator. He can't even read this guy's lips at all. With English, he could pick out maybe a word or two through the movements, but-- Hey, it's not his fault he doesn't speak Spanish. The mansion may translate what people are saying, but it doesn't fix their mouth movements.]

Um. Hold on a minute, okay?

[He leaves the view for a minute before coming back with a piece of paper. Hello, Miguel. He feels better showing you this. He gives Miguel what appears to be an apologetic smile.]

[also video!]

[kch_kch]

[Miguel's paid enough attention (and tripped into enough things) to get the gist with this event. Well, mostly. He's not sure what the boxy rooms are for. Anyway, he gets the clue and follows the man's lead, if only because writing is easier for him.

He gets paper, a brush, and some ink, and writes back with this. His near-illiteracy might make him seem slightly less articulate than his normal speech would imply.]

[squinting video]

[bitchingwhores]

[Meanwhile, Adachi's doodling with crayons. Yeah, that marker he had earlier? He's not sure where it is now. He squints at Miguel's response before he scribbles again. He holds up the paper with a grimace. It's even messier than before. What the hell?

Warning. Language barrier has been breeched. Warning.]

Sorry. [You know how old people with bad hearing need you to yell at them for them to understand you? Well, with that in mind, when Adachi meant that to be a mumble, it was a shout. Sorry Izaya and Miguel.]

[kch_kch]

[Yeesh. He's loud.

But Miguel is nothing if not accomodating! Here you go, Adachi!]

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[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, wow, this is really, uh. Is this even working? Adachi can't really tell how loud he was, though. Miguel's being very cooperative. Even though he's...said the same thing twice? Maybe this is a language barrier that even the mansion's magical translator can't help?

Children huh? Well, he can't exactly-- He casts a glance to something off camera, more than likely his roomie, before reaching over and scribbling a response. Maybe if he concentrates on neater handwriting, he can get his point across? Maybe this will work?]

...slightly nsfw response here

[kch_kch]

[Okay! He nods cheerfully. But just to HAMMER THE POINT HOME...He draws this.]

whoops

[bitchingwhores]

[What is that? Hold on. Wait, is that-- Wow, that's him and Izaya as stick people. Okay. He can't mask the surprise from his face. Oh, Miguel. Really, was he just contacted to be scolded? Being reprimanded always crossed language barriers. Was he really coming across as the type who needed to be scolded three times in a row?

This time his verbal response is a mumble.]

...Okay.

[He waves this response in front of the camera after a minute.]

more nsfw

[kch_kch]

[Scolded. Or. Miguel is just enjoying himself now.

Yup.

He should stop giggling and look more serious, really.]

whoops it said mine instead of minute

[bitchingwhores]

[Miguel, why are you sharing your stickfigure porn with a stranger? Oh. He sees what's going on. Miguel, you're having fun with him. Well, he can have fun too!

In a minute or two, he shows Miguel this message and doodle of him. His handwriting keeps on deteriorating over time. This can only worsen from here.]

nsfw and terrible

[kch_kch]

[Snortgiggle. Snort. Okay, the art would be better if his balance wasn't all messed up, Miguel tells himself, since he actually has a really clear picture of Adachi's face thanks to his excellent vision.

But for right now, this is the best he can do.

Gigglesnort.]