Third Cabbage Joke (And a Guest!) | Corrupted/Accidental Video

[bitchingwhores]

Whoa, whoa, whoa--

[Well, if this isn’t already an odd feed. Not that there’s a good view given anyhow, but-- Wait, what’s that sound? The view is so construed that it’s difficult to tell anything, let alone-- Damn it, there’s that sound again! What the hell is it?]

Hey, could you stop moving and you know...not make this difficult?

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video;

[eatsyourscience]

[........

what is this

Souji can't even

what]

patronizing text;

[bitchingwhores]

huh? is there a reason why your face is on my phone right now?

text;

[eatsyourscience]

what are you doing?

text;

[bitchingwhores]

i dont know what you mean.

why? was i doing anything weird?

text;

[eatsyourscience]

you do know.

text;

[bitchingwhores]

nope. i dont know what youre talking about.

[Suddenly, a lock. It's at 75%. Thank you, Sollux.]

what do you think i was doing?

text; locked

[eatsyourscience]

[...He's just. Not going to bother. :|

......but then the lock comes up and....huh.]

you know what.

text; locked

[bitchingwhores]

no i really dont.

honestly youre being so vague with me here. i dont even know how much you heard let alone saw!

what do you think is going on?

oh look action

[has_signed_on]

[That is a lot of typing you're doing there, Adachi. He hears it. Even if you don't.

Izaya's method to remedy this is to just STARE until Someone is finally kind enough to let him in on the joke.]

oh hi there action also where does this go oh god thread branching

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, hey, his roomie is staring at him. ...Really intensely. Okay. He'll just set down his communicator for a minute.]

Do you want me to read you what he's said?

[Yes, he's kind of creeped out that his blind roomie is looking at him dead on like that. He's probably imagining how accurate the stare is though.]

threads. threads everywhere.

[has_signed_on]

[Oh. Oh that worked? Excellent. The whole sit still and pretend to engage in the staring match of the century was starting to get to him. But he nods enthusiastically now.]

Yeah, you should. I mean, is it even the right guy though?

we have all the threads.

[bitchingwhores]

[Forgive him. His tone is really fluctuating now.]

Yeah, it's him! He's being so boring about it though... And he's asking what we're doing. He hasn't even made guesses yet.

hell yes we do

[has_signed_on]

It was Seta-kun, right? I'd always thought he was a little broken. [There are hand gestures as he tries to talk out the word broken.]

Maybe...you should try something else~?

[bitchingwhores]

[Adachi's just going to ponder that hand motion for a second before replying.]

Broken doesn't even begin to describe it. It's like the kid's a robot, y'know? It's probably not normal for a kid to just look so blank.

[He's glancing from Izaya back to his communicator.]

Yeah, you think? What would you recommend? Because just teasing him isn't cutting it. Maybe you need to tell him something. You know, to keep him curious. I can switch the feed for you if you want.

[has_signed_on]

[On an unrelated note, it's probably a miracle that Izaya hasn't started interpretive dance yet.]

Oh. I wouldn't actually know anything about kids being normal, especially at that age. [He shrugs.]

So go ahead and read to me, Detective-san.

[bitchingwhores]

[Eh, maybe some interpretive dance would at least make this interesting. Honestly, it felt better teasing Souji back when he first arrived in Wonderland. Now it's more like a motion of repeatedly jamming his foot into his mouth. Ugh, it even tastes like it...]

He's saying, Orihara-san, that he's not interested enough to keep asking me what's going on.

[He looks silly right now, repeatedly glancing from his communicator to his temporary roomie's lips like this. It's probably a good thing that he has it on text for Souji's end. ...Wait.]

Orihara-san, maybe I should switch to video. You know, to further mess with him. Do you feel like acting some more?