First Cabbage Joke | [Voice then video]

[bitchingwhores]

Well, this is embarrassing.

[It's hard to tell since it's only his voice, but Adachi's grimacing.]

Can anybody hear me? [His voice drops:] I'm feeling kinda stupid talking to this phone I found... Can somebody pick up? Is this even working? Sheesh, I didn't even know Inaba had a forest like this...

[He trails off upon receiving no reply. For a minute

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NOP3
1TS 4CTU4LLY 4 ROCK3TSH1P
W3LCOM3 TO SP4C3

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[bitchingwhores]

oh?
that makes so much more sense!
just kidding. im afraid someone already beat you to the punch. the mansion would be so much more interesting as a rocketship though.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW TH3YR3 T3LL1NG YOU TH3 TRUTH
M4YB3 1TS 4LL ON3 B1G PR4NK??
YOUV3 B33N TR4NSPORT3D TO 4 COMPL3T3LY D1FF3R3NT UN1V3RS3
WH4TS 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 R1D1CULOUSN3SS 4DD3D TO TH3 M1X???

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[bitchingwhores]

ahaha. you know what? im gonna believe you.
because that would be so much more interesting yknow? just a huge mansion that flies.
does the mansion. er. rocketship. morph too? just throwing it out there.

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YUP
4S 1T S41LS THROUGH T1M3 4ND SP4C3
1T B3COM3S TH3 R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYM4NS1ON
OFT3N M3NT1ON3D ONLY BY TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 1N TH31R 4POC4LYPT1C T4L3S OF TH3 FUTUR3

4R3 YOU PR3P4R3D TO G3T YOUR P4RTY ON
4R3
YOU
PR3P4R3D

text; I can't tell if he's humoring her anymore. fdhkj

[bitchingwhores]

okay i dont know what rumpus means but i dont even care now.
where is this partymansion heading?
are we going to explore new worlds?

and yes!
im as prepared as ill ever be!

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WOW GR33DY
HOW M4NY N3W WORLDS DO YOU W4NT TO D34L W1TH
1SNT TH1S 3NOUGH???

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[bitchingwhores]

huh?
well obviously you havent seen the old movies right?
or comic books.
im sorry for you if you havent.
i mean every kids dreamed about exploring new worlds as an astronaut!
it doesnt have anything to do with greed. its more like wanting adventure or just something different from the usual stuff.

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B3FOR3 TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON CONT1NU3S
W3V3 GOT TO CL34R SOM3TH1NG UP

DONT 3XP3CT M3 TO KNOW YOUR OLD MOV13 COM1CS
DONT B3 4N 4SSHOL3, CULTUR4L S3NS1T1V1TY TO TH3 W1N

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[bitchingwhores]

what?

im not sure what you mean.
how am i being an asshole?
and what do you mean about cultural sensitivity?

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TH3R3 4R3 L1K3 1 M1LL1ON TH1NGS 1 DONT G3T 1N YOUR L4ST M3SS4G3
OLD MOV13 BOOKS
K1DS
4STRON4UTS
HUM4N 4DV3NTUR3 DR34MS

S33 TH1S 1S WHY 1 STUCK TO T4LK1NG 4BOUT P4RT13S
3V3RYON3 UND3RST4NDS P4RT13S
NO M4TT3R WH4T UN1V3RS3 TH3YR3 FROM

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[bitchingwhores]

what?

this is. uh. wow. how is that even possible?
those are really common words!
maybe this is a language barrier thing. what language do you speak?
and what do you mean by human adventure dreams?
youre talking like youre not human or something.

okay you lost me before but now im even more lost.

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OK
OK
L3TS B4CK 1T UP
4LL TH1S T4LK OF SP4C3 4ND BULLSH1T 1S G3TT1NG TOO F4R
ST4RT1NG 4T TH3 B3G1NN1NG

MY N4M3 1S R3DGL4R3 TH3 T3RR1BL3
1T 1S N1C3 TO M33T YOU

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[bitchingwhores]

uh.
okay.
yeah we should probably back it up a bit.

hi there redglare! thats an interesting name you have there.
im adachi tohru but everyone just calls me adachi.
the circumstances arent really how i want but hey.
now can the parties start?

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H3R3
1 W1LL PROV1D3 TH3 MUS1C
YOU MUST SHOW M3 TH3 D4NC3 OF YOUR P3OPL3
4CC3PT TH3 F1L3

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