First Cabbage Joke | [Voice then video]

[bitchingwhores]

Well, this is embarrassing.

[It's hard to tell since it's only his voice, but Adachi's grimacing.]

Can anybody hear me? [His voice drops:] I'm feeling kinda stupid talking to this phone I found... Can somebody pick up? Is this even working? Sheesh, I didn't even know Inaba had a forest like this...

[He trails off upon receiving no reply. For a minute

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[no_homo_bro]

[That is. A lot of Adachis looking at me as I type this. But Kanji knows nothing of the sort. In fact, the following statement is probably not actually directed AT Adachi himself.]

No way...even the coffee monkey is here?

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

[Oh, Kanji, you always were so careful in your words. Adachi has enough mind to grimace before switching his feed to voice.]

I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to send that, but, yes, even I'm here.

[Voice]

[no_homo_bro]

Oh, uh...yeah. I didn't mean it like that. It's just like the whole town is here by now.

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

It's okay. I know you didn't mean it.

[Geez, the kid's so brain dead that Adachi actually suspects he accidentally messaged him at first.]

Well, it really wasn't that big of a town to begin with, to be honest. This mansion could probably house, what, everyone in Inaba and then some? At least, that's the feeling I'm getting.

[Voice]

[no_homo_bro]

It's actually just kind of a house. No way you could fit the whole town in there.

[Seriously, Adachi. Kanji's a bit suspect of your policing skills. Not that he has much faith in youauthority anyway.]

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

Really? It looked so much bigger on the outside!

[As he probably should.]

Maybe my imagination got the better of me.

[Voice]

[no_homo_bro]

Oh wait, 'd you mean just the people or like the buildings and river and shit?

[Voice]

[bitchingwhores]

[Adachi just stares at his communicator for a few moments. What in the everloving fuck. This kind of stupidity is record worthy. ...And, yet, he can't say he expected a better question.]

I meant the people. Just the people. How would anybody fit a river in a mansion?

[This kid is just too much.]

Sheesh, kid, you're overthinking this a little, aren't you?

[Voice]

[no_homo_bro]

S-shut your ass, dude. [Kanji is pretty much embarrassed by his previous question because thinking over it, yeah, putting a building into a house kind of borders on the lines of ridiculous.

But it's Adachi. Mr Coffee Monkey I Probably Drive A Chick Car Adachi.]

Maybe some rich guy out there has something like that. Not...Not that it matters anyway.

[Voice] dude, I just noticed I used the same icon twice fffff

[bitchingwhores]

S-Sorry.

[It's not the first time Kanji's intelligence has come into question, though. He just rubs at his stomach before continuing.]

Sure. I mean, it's possible for guys that rich to probably put it under glass or something and you just walk over. When you're that rich, being practical probably doesn't matter.

[There's probably an insult in there somewhere.]

Yeah. But, hey, everything's gonna be okay. I mean, it's possible to still get out of here, right?

[Voice] lol i never would have known

[no_homo_bro]

[Some part of Kanji can't believe he and this police officer are being civil over the thought of someone being potentially wealthy enough to have a river installed into their house. Oh Wonderland, what have you done?]

Yeah, everything'll be okay. Oh no wait. Well, if you scratch that part where we can get out of here, it's all okay.

You don't think anyone would be here if they could leave, do you?