First Cabbage Joke | [Voice then video]

[bitchingwhores]

Well, this is embarrassing.

[It's hard to tell since it's only his voice, but Adachi's grimacing.]

Can anybody hear me? [His voice drops:] I'm feeling kinda stupid talking to this phone I found... Can somebody pick up? Is this even working? Sheesh, I didn't even know Inaba had a forest like this...

[He trails off upon receiving no reply. For a minute

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[eatsyourscience]

Adachi.

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[bitchingwhores]

[What is Souji doing appearing on a phone he found on the ground? And why is he addressing him like that? Souji, yours is the last face he wants to see. However, his mask is intact. Your move, Seta.]

Huh?

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[bitchingwhores]

What the hell's going on?

[His full attention is on his phone now.]

This isn't Inaba, is it?

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[eatsyourscience]

No, it's not.

Before I explain, what's the last thing you remember before you got here?

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[bitchingwhores]

[He grimaces and rubs at the back of his neck.]

I kinda figured that out after...well, seeing the mansion.

[Excuse him. He'll be gaping at the mansion for a second.

At the question, he puts on his best worried smile.]

Let's see... It was December, and it was a few weeks or so after Dojima's accident. I was walking in the hospital about to find him to tell him the big news about Namatame. [Great, he's back to grimacing again.] ...Sorry. I have no idea how I ended up out here, though.

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[eatsyourscience]

No one does.

[He's keeping and accusations to himself for the moment. He wants to see how Adachi acts first, though he doubts he'll give himself away.]

video How did I not add a -san to the end of Dojima!

[bitchingwhores]

Really?

[He doesn't have too much to say to that, other than--]

Well, there's gotta be a way out of here, right? I mean, you just got here too, right?

[Says the man who spent an hour walking in a forest. But encouragement and optimism has always been the best cover.]

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[eatsyourscience]

I've been here a few weeks.

Where do you think you are?

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[bitchingwhores]

[But--]

But that doesn't make any sense!

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[bitchingwhores]

[What is Souji trying to pull?]

I swear I just saw you guys at the hospital yesterday!

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[bitchingwhores]

[And he'll have to contain his skepticism until he hears this out.]

...N-Not that I was keeping track or anything.

And, I have no idea, to be honest. This whole place is weird. Woods all around, but no people. I even found this phone out there. I was hoping I could call someone on it, but...that didn't turn out well.

It looks like there's nowhere to go besides the mansion... Am I wrong?

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[eatsyourscience]

That's right.

[A pause.]

Adachi. There aren't any TVs here.

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[bitchingwhores]

[He's silent for nearly a minute.]

That's too bad. But there's books and other stuff inside, right? If you're right about being here for weeks, that is. I can't really say I really believe you on that.

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[eatsyourscience]

My point is that there isn't an exit. Not by that method.

video; Kismesis-itude taking into affect.

[bitchingwhores]

[A dodge for a dodge. Damn it, Seta.]

Listen, are you going to tell me where I am any time soon?

[For some reason, the kid's annoying him more than usual. It's doing a number on his self restraint.]

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[eatsyourscience]

I should probably explain in person.

[So he can punch Adachi in the face. He must be channeling Kanji.

Yeah, that's totally it.]

Come to the mansion. I'll meet you at the door.