I have returned...
its been so long, id forgotten my password. luckily my brain farted and i remembered for a sexcunt. i probably wont be using this blasted samoflange much anymore still. me and paul started an epic comic finally, its going good. we will keep things about it posted probably. or not... its entirely up to you. my stupid year over internetless adventure taught me much.. such as," Never, EVER, ever eat at applebees. when i worked there i found a dead rat in the puddle of (who knows how long) stagnant water under the friers, also gay men have sex in the bathroom there and they get caught by people like me. i learned how to kill a man in 20 seconds. i learned that clouds were in fact NOT made of cotton candy. I learned that just because antifreeze taste like kool-ade, doesnt mean you wont die. I also learned how to escape from hell. i learned how to shave...animals. i learned how to turn air into food, and how to clone kittens to end world hunger. but the most important thing i learned, is that i really hate the internet...like.. a whole lot.