Isms
SOcialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lesions.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lesions.