Finding Endless Love - An Eroica Troll fic - Part One
Margaret is joined by her son, Jim, and the Eroica cast for this MISTie. Comments in BOLD
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Hey i’m new to the fandom! my favorite character so far is caesar and Klaus hehe.
Dorian: I’m rather insulted to’ve been overlooked in this intro.
Klaus: I’m insulted to’ve been lumped in with that wimp Caesar!
anyway i wrote a fic and I really hope everyone likes it!!!
Klaus: I hate it already.
Dorian: Give it a chance, Major.
Klaus: *snort*
Finding Endless Love
Dorian: Oooo, a romance!
Klaus: Spare me.
PART ONE
Major Klaus dem Eberbach paced his office.
Jim: I’m not even in this fandom and I know that’s wrong.
Annoyed as usual by his new mission. He would be forced to work with a contractor for NATO--someone he never wanted to see again.
Dorian: That narrows it down to everyone you’ve ever worked with, Major.
Klaus: Idiot.
He watched as Dorian Red, the Earl of Gloria walked through his door he sneered at him. “I suppose, you want my painting as payment Eroica,” the Major growled.
Dorian: I think a few commas in there would’ve been helpful.
Klaus: I think deleting this would be more helpful.
Jim: Dreamer.
Eroica twittered melodically, “You need to not pay me, Eberbach, someone else will be doing NATO’s bidding this time.”
Klaus: When the hell did you start calling me by my surname!
Dorian: I’d rather call you by your forename.
Klaus: *glares*
Eroica twittered melodically, “You need to not pay me, Eberbach, someone else will be doing NATO’s bidding this time.”
Margaret: I think I’m having an acid flashback and I didn’t even take LSD in the 60s.
Klaus looked at him questioningly.
Jim: He’s not the only one.
“I thought you worked alone!”
Eroica gang: Since when?
James: Waaaaaa!
“Oh, I do but I have pupil now.”
Dorian: Oh, I can’t wait to hear this.
Klaus: I can.
Klaus blinked. A pupil?! Eroica!? Who could it be? “Who is it!?”
Jim: Blinks. Pupil. The eyes have it!
Margaret: Ouch.
Klaus: The suspense isn’t killing me.
Dorian smiled mirthfully,
Dorian: Come again?
“She’s my cousin from France,” he opened the door, “You can come in now, darling.”
Dorian: SHE!?
Klaus: *bursts out laughing.*
Dorian: *sputters*
James: Waaaaaa!
A girl with a slender figure appeared from the door with dark ebony hair trailing against the floor. Black bangs hung in front of her blue purple-speckled eyes which gleamed like amethyst gems. She had a pale face almost as white as the moon and she was very young with a delicate face. She wore a black dress with kimono style sleeves with a blue ribbon around her waist. She wore knee-high boots that were black and high heeled.
Dorian: I think she’s overdone it with the blue and purple.
Klaus: What the fuck is she supposed to be?
Agent G: Is she your Ninja cousin, Lord Gloria?
She had a lavender colored gemstone necklace around her pale long neck and a beaded blue bracelet covering her moon-shaped birthmark. She quickly covered it modestly.
Margaret: Covered what modestly?
Dorian: The bracelet?
Jim: Her necklace?
Klaus: *points* The birthmark.
All: Ooooooh.
Klaus suddenly felt himself get very hot. He stared as if stunned because her deep blue/purple eyes almost seemed to bore themselves into his own.
Klaus: *sputters and flails*
Margaret: Oh, dear God, she’s a Mary-Sue!
Klaus: What?
Jim: She’s bewitching you with her perfection.
Dorian: WHAT!?!?!
She looked stoic but in reality she was as stunned as the major.
All: *groan in unison*
He was tall-taller even than Dorian!-
Dorian: Only by an inch or two!
Margaret: Yeah, he’s hardly Wilt Chamberlain.
Jim: Who was a foot taller.
with long black hair that stopped at his broad shoulders. He had a beautiful and masculine face with piercingly soft green eyes and pale skin. He was skinny but not too skinny.
Klaus: That’s supposed to be me!?
Dorian: Apparently.
Klaus: Where’s my gun?
“Well don’t just stare at each other introduce yourselves!!!” Dorian said.
Margaret: Obviously, this Suethor doesn’t realize Dorian is supposed to be doing the introductions.
Klaus: Just get her the hell out of my office.
Dorian: Yes, we want to be alone.
Klaus: Fine, I’ll leave.
“I’m Countess Lenore Red 愛 (ai) Magnolia,”
Jim: And she’s from France?
Margaret: I’m not sure where the random Japanese/Chinese character comes in.
Jim: Anime.
All: Ooooooh.
Lenore’s voice was soft and she looked down as she introduced herself as if too shy to look again.
Margaret: Awww, she’s a shy Sue!
“Klaus,” dem Eberbach said, shaking his head.
Klaus: That’s Major!
What had gotten into him?
Jim: He was in this fic!
Margaret: And with the wrong name!
Klaus: Don’t just sit there, write me out of it!
he looked back at Eroica, “How old is she?”
Margaret: If she’s a Sue, she’s a teenager.
“I’m only 19, sir,” Lenore spoke.
Dorian: Bang on! Oh, good show.
Klaus: *snorts indignantly*
“But she’s a a damn good thief! I taught her myself afterall” Dorian’s blue eyes shimmered along with his long wild blonde hair.
Klaus: Fine. Now get her out of my office!
“But can she do her job well?? It will be a dangerous mission”
Jim: Like that’s something new.
Klaus looked at her lithe figure, “I doubt she can defend herself.”
Margaret: But, she’s a Mary-Sue!
Jim: Which means…
Together: She! Can! Do! Amazing! Things! *high five*
Within a blink of an eye and a flash,
Jim: Is she a Pokémon now?
Lenore had Klauses arm behind his back,
Dorian: *perks up* More than one Klaus? *rubs hands together*
Margaret: The world will never be ready for that.
Jim: Quiet! I think there’s some action going on.
pinning him to the desk with her heeled boot on his back. He looked up at her shocked.
Klaus: Whaaaaaa?
Jim: Can I see this maneuver on a diagram?
Agent G: Oh, she’s a Ninja contortionist.
Margaret: No, she’s just a Mary Sue.
“Anymore questions?” Lenore asked, letting go of his arm.
Klaus: Can I kill her now?
Klaus straightened himsef up and adjusted his tie, “No.”
Dorian: Himsef?
Klaus: *facepalm*
“Well then lets get started shall we?” Dorian chortled. Klaus sighed. This was going to be one long mission!
Margaret: And an even longer fic!
Jim: They found the thesaurus but lost spell check.
Margaret: Why is everyone sighing so much in this?
Klaus: Do you really care?
*** END PART ONE ***
Part Two Here
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Hey i’m new to the fandom! my favorite character so far is caesar and Klaus hehe.
Dorian: I’m rather insulted to’ve been overlooked in this intro.
Klaus: I’m insulted to’ve been lumped in with that wimp Caesar!
anyway i wrote a fic and I really hope everyone likes it!!!
Klaus: I hate it already.
Dorian: Give it a chance, Major.
Klaus: *snort*
Finding Endless Love
Dorian: Oooo, a romance!
Klaus: Spare me.
PART ONE
Major Klaus dem Eberbach paced his office.
Jim: I’m not even in this fandom and I know that’s wrong.
Annoyed as usual by his new mission. He would be forced to work with a contractor for NATO--someone he never wanted to see again.
Dorian: That narrows it down to everyone you’ve ever worked with, Major.
Klaus: Idiot.
He watched as Dorian Red, the Earl of Gloria walked through his door he sneered at him. “I suppose, you want my painting as payment Eroica,” the Major growled.
Dorian: I think a few commas in there would’ve been helpful.
Klaus: I think deleting this would be more helpful.
Jim: Dreamer.
Eroica twittered melodically, “You need to not pay me, Eberbach, someone else will be doing NATO’s bidding this time.”
Klaus: When the hell did you start calling me by my surname!
Dorian: I’d rather call you by your forename.
Klaus: *glares*
Eroica twittered melodically, “You need to not pay me, Eberbach, someone else will be doing NATO’s bidding this time.”
Margaret: I think I’m having an acid flashback and I didn’t even take LSD in the 60s.
Klaus looked at him questioningly.
Jim: He’s not the only one.
“I thought you worked alone!”
Eroica gang: Since when?
James: Waaaaaa!
“Oh, I do but I have pupil now.”
Dorian: Oh, I can’t wait to hear this.
Klaus: I can.
Klaus blinked. A pupil?! Eroica!? Who could it be? “Who is it!?”
Jim: Blinks. Pupil. The eyes have it!
Margaret: Ouch.
Klaus: The suspense isn’t killing me.
Dorian smiled mirthfully,
Dorian: Come again?
“She’s my cousin from France,” he opened the door, “You can come in now, darling.”
Dorian: SHE!?
Klaus: *bursts out laughing.*
Dorian: *sputters*
James: Waaaaaa!
A girl with a slender figure appeared from the door with dark ebony hair trailing against the floor. Black bangs hung in front of her blue purple-speckled eyes which gleamed like amethyst gems. She had a pale face almost as white as the moon and she was very young with a delicate face. She wore a black dress with kimono style sleeves with a blue ribbon around her waist. She wore knee-high boots that were black and high heeled.
Dorian: I think she’s overdone it with the blue and purple.
Klaus: What the fuck is she supposed to be?
Agent G: Is she your Ninja cousin, Lord Gloria?
She had a lavender colored gemstone necklace around her pale long neck and a beaded blue bracelet covering her moon-shaped birthmark. She quickly covered it modestly.
Margaret: Covered what modestly?
Dorian: The bracelet?
Jim: Her necklace?
Klaus: *points* The birthmark.
All: Ooooooh.
Klaus suddenly felt himself get very hot. He stared as if stunned because her deep blue/purple eyes almost seemed to bore themselves into his own.
Klaus: *sputters and flails*
Margaret: Oh, dear God, she’s a Mary-Sue!
Klaus: What?
Jim: She’s bewitching you with her perfection.
Dorian: WHAT!?!?!
She looked stoic but in reality she was as stunned as the major.
All: *groan in unison*
He was tall-taller even than Dorian!-
Dorian: Only by an inch or two!
Margaret: Yeah, he’s hardly Wilt Chamberlain.
Jim: Who was a foot taller.
with long black hair that stopped at his broad shoulders. He had a beautiful and masculine face with piercingly soft green eyes and pale skin. He was skinny but not too skinny.
Klaus: That’s supposed to be me!?
Dorian: Apparently.
Klaus: Where’s my gun?
“Well don’t just stare at each other introduce yourselves!!!” Dorian said.
Margaret: Obviously, this Suethor doesn’t realize Dorian is supposed to be doing the introductions.
Klaus: Just get her the hell out of my office.
Dorian: Yes, we want to be alone.
Klaus: Fine, I’ll leave.
“I’m Countess Lenore Red 愛 (ai) Magnolia,”
Jim: And she’s from France?
Margaret: I’m not sure where the random Japanese/Chinese character comes in.
Jim: Anime.
All: Ooooooh.
Lenore’s voice was soft and she looked down as she introduced herself as if too shy to look again.
Margaret: Awww, she’s a shy Sue!
“Klaus,” dem Eberbach said, shaking his head.
Klaus: That’s Major!
What had gotten into him?
Jim: He was in this fic!
Margaret: And with the wrong name!
Klaus: Don’t just sit there, write me out of it!
he looked back at Eroica, “How old is she?”
Margaret: If she’s a Sue, she’s a teenager.
“I’m only 19, sir,” Lenore spoke.
Dorian: Bang on! Oh, good show.
Klaus: *snorts indignantly*
“But she’s a a damn good thief! I taught her myself afterall” Dorian’s blue eyes shimmered along with his long wild blonde hair.
Klaus: Fine. Now get her out of my office!
“But can she do her job well?? It will be a dangerous mission”
Jim: Like that’s something new.
Klaus looked at her lithe figure, “I doubt she can defend herself.”
Margaret: But, she’s a Mary-Sue!
Jim: Which means…
Together: She! Can! Do! Amazing! Things! *high five*
Within a blink of an eye and a flash,
Jim: Is she a Pokémon now?
Lenore had Klauses arm behind his back,
Dorian: *perks up* More than one Klaus? *rubs hands together*
Margaret: The world will never be ready for that.
Jim: Quiet! I think there’s some action going on.
pinning him to the desk with her heeled boot on his back. He looked up at her shocked.
Klaus: Whaaaaaa?
Jim: Can I see this maneuver on a diagram?
Agent G: Oh, she’s a Ninja contortionist.
Margaret: No, she’s just a Mary Sue.
“Anymore questions?” Lenore asked, letting go of his arm.
Klaus: Can I kill her now?
Klaus straightened himsef up and adjusted his tie, “No.”
Dorian: Himsef?
Klaus: *facepalm*
“Well then lets get started shall we?” Dorian chortled. Klaus sighed. This was going to be one long mission!
Margaret: And an even longer fic!
Jim: They found the thesaurus but lost spell check.
Margaret: Why is everyone sighing so much in this?
Klaus: Do you really care?
*** END PART ONE ***
Part Two Here