my lj name reminds jess of feminine itch.
Mikes boring me with his boring life. I finally got to use my BIG D sticker today. I was so excited. I saw Daniel today and we shared an Elvis shake at the bar of the corvette diner. The bartender there is so awesome. He's all laid back, he seems like someone who would surf. I can't wait until I can get drunk at that bar and dance on tables until they throw me out (hah i'll probably get drunk and fall off my stool). Unfortunatley that was a dream of dayvid and mine :( fucker) Big Fat Mike proved me wrong today. I thought he totally made up the word "juke" and tried to pass it off as one of his black words, but today the cashier at Michaels was telling us how he got juked outta catching any waves cause the surf was bad. I was sad. YES! one of my favorite episodes of family guy is on. Stewie falls in a puddle of nuclear waste and grows tentacles. "red headed lady, reachin for an apple, shes gonna take a bite. She gonna breathe on it first, rub it on her blouse. She takes a bite, chews once, twice, three times, four times, takes a hard look at randy, five times. Fat ole husband walkin over..." it's so sad that i know so much about family guy.. i can practically apply episodes to every situation in life.