Maybe you're skimming the headlines on the morning paper or studying the constellations in an observatory. You'll come across it eventually, your horoscope--a little section of the day's dos and don'ts buried under the editorial columns, or perhaps you can read them yourself as they're written in the stars. But it's just astrology, right? It's not something to take seriously. So what if your future is written in the stars?
/leaves this here for you to clicky on the picture; idek did i help write this?