Hello hello everyone! If you've taken a look at your calendar, you'll notice that today is March 14th. That would be 3/14. Or, if you could fancy, 3.14. For those mathematically inclined, that would line today up with the mathematical term 3.14, or 'Pi'. Hence, that would make today 'Pie Day'!
And in response to national Pie Day, I bring you:
THE NATIONAL PIE DAY MEME
So come on in, sit down, and enjoy a pie of your choice! However, be warned! Some of the pies may cause unknown consequences! Have your character(s) choose from the multitude of tasty-looking pies. consume and then discover the effects below the cut.
Sound familiar? Consider this an upgrade to the old Mystery Tea meme. The rules are simple: Post your character and mention which pie they are sampling and how it affects them. Then, others will come in and respond according to what pie you chose. Sound easy? Of course it is!
Apple Pie: Have you ever wondered what sounds smell like, or what colour the number 7 was? Well, just sample this pie to find out as you go on one big acid trip!
Lemon Meringue Pie: Remember that time the Drive turned you into a child, or into an adult? Well, relive that event with this delicious lemon meringue pie!
Banana Cream Pie: You suddenly notice something is quite odd with your body... Guys will become girls, girls will become guys. That's right, genderswap!
Blueberry Pie: After eating this pie, you may suddenly feel quite blue (pardon the pun); You'll feel very depressed and sad over everything that happens, and may cry uncontrollably.
Raspberry Pie: You feel as if everyone around you is wrong and you are right. Not only will you be more arrogant and snobbish, but you'll want to voice just how right you are. Loudly. Narcissism and slapping characters back to their senses is more than welcomed!
Cherry Pie: Warning! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects of eating this pie may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin.
Pumpkin Pie: Well that was a delicious pie! Now, something to wash it down with... how about some delicious BRAAAINS?! People who sample this pie will become a zombie!
Peach Pie: You suddenly feel extremely drowsy, but you're also feeling extremely cuddly and don't want to sleep alone. Well, why not enjoy a nice cuddle with whoever stops by?
Rhubarb Pie: What a delicious Rhubarb! You feel the need to dance uncontrollably at the joy of eating such a wonderful pie!
Blackberry Pie: You'll find a new appreciation for our four-legged friends over here; this pie turns the character into the animal of the muse's choosing.
Meat Pie: You suddenly find a deep fascination for the dismemberment of others, and feel the need to sing about your newfound murderous streak while showing off just how bloody you can be.