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Aug 30, 2010 22:53

AS PROMISED THE TOKEN OF MY LOVE (also I'm totally adding to the post spam)

BEHOLD FAILURE (aka: Sipp's attempt to make a theme song)

Crazy Genkaku was stalkin' around
SS Thor like a deranged playground
When suddenly Batman hurled his hearing aid
It hit Genkaku like a Bat Grenade
Genkaku got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Zack
Who proceeded to open up a can of SOLDIER Fu
When Aerith n' Cloud came out of the blue

And they started wrench-duelling with Winry
Then they both got flattened by a pouncing Envy
But before he could make it to kill Hoho
Mustang appeared with Hawkeye in tow
She took her AK47 while he put on his gloves
Random explosions blew Envy to the sky above
But Hawkeye ran out of bullets 'bout halfway
Then Adachi came to get some--- I mean, save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny



Genkaku reappeared to cockblock Adachi
With the cabbage-thief from the FIFA tourney
The God-Generals went to fight Organization XIII
But the Nobodies were all busy eating ice cream
Tamaki was ready to beat everyone down with drama
But he was totally ignored 'cause someone apped Kurama
The Host Club called in Renge, biting their lips
She appeared with boy love doujin and whips

She saw Genkaku and dragged Badou out to his side
But Badou slipped away and ran to hide
'Cause Ed's angry friends had reappeared
Including Hohenheim with his fierce beard
Badou ran without Genkaku and refused to stop
But Maka did him in with a Maka Chop
Genkaku prepared to finish Luke at last
But was suddenly ambushed by the Abyss cast

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Crowley and the angels all sang their heavenly song
And down from the heavens descended Major Armstrong
Crying and sparkling, he took everyone in his arms
Every single character screamed in alarm
He gave them a hug that could shatter bones
And the Doctor Who cast went down, even Ianto Jones
Knuckles got free and was gonna make sparkle soup
But was suddenly trampled by the Gintama group

Then Kamui the real and Kamui the fake
Slapped the Saiyuki band awake,
Harry and guys from Glee and
Kyon and Botan and all the OCs
Nero, Max, Fang the chick, and the Naruto cast
Zelos, Kratos, every single Tales Of character
Axel, Roxas, and Xion,
Aoko, Crow, Seto, all the Ions
All came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Armstrong in his rock hard ass
It was the bloodiest battle the SS Thor ever saw
With Nammers, Hope and the other lolis watching in awe

And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood tall, the rest all saw:
Mieu with a blood-stained paw

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny

I TRIED TO GET AS MANY CHARACTERS IN AS I COULD I'm so sorry if I missed you!

looks like sipp's blasting off agaaaain, shenanigans, someone wrote us a theme song, jo loves sipp the most, it was a rainbow coalition of dancing, knuckles is an echidna, stop in the name of love, tagbomb is for fags, sipp/francy 4 eva, tagbomb this post or so help me, too many dicks makes a sausagefest, hope is a loli, space rave in da house, sipp tops everyone, sipp is a fail, mieu with a blood-stained paw, to infinity and beyond motherfuckers, a boombox is not a toy, renge is a superfreak

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