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[notasinglelady]

my child, our child meme! ♥

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!other people comment to your comment with a character + one of yours (theirs or otherwise.)
!reply with the following about their first child:

A. name
B. house
C. pb (or description if prove nunable to find a good face)
D. circumstances of conception
E. three random facts

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[trickstermentor]

[goneonenight]

[trickstermentor]

* Her name would be Urahara Kaede, much to Soi Fong's eternal despair.
* What's wrong with the Shoten?
* The spitting image of her mother, right down to the big amber kitten eyes.
* Definitely, definitely an 'oops' moment after a marathon weekend of trying to get through every position in the Kama Sutra. The good news is they managed it; the bad news is that Yoruichi kicked his ass so resoundingly for getting her pregnant that he doesn't think he ever wants to try that experiment again.
* - Her appetite is every bit as monstrous as her mother's
- Her first words were 'shu'up papa'
- Everyone in the neighbourhood thinks she's a little bit crazy, poor dear. Why else would a two year old go around calling a cat 'mama?'

[goneonenight]

- Her first words were 'shu'up papa'

AND MAMA WOULD BE SO PROUD.

[trickstermentor]

Papa would get his revenge soon enough by giving her science books.

[goneonenight]

Then Papa can clean up the mess that results.

[trickstermentor]

Papa would be making mess with her and be more than happy to~! He loves his little scientist girl; he gave her goggles and a lab coat for her third birthday.

[sacredspear]

most fucking devious kid ever amirite?

[trickstermentor]

It would destroy the world.

* It would be male. Kisuke would resist the urge to name it Tonic.
* Obviously, it would live in the Shoten too.
* No one knows what colour his eyes are because he has never opened them, but he's blond.
* How it happened? Mayuri finally thought of a messed up way to fuck Kisuke over~
* -Auntie Rangiku adores him.
- He unnerves everyone just because of his existence
- No one knows who's side he's on. Including his fathers.

[sacredspear]

He has a secret lab he talks about all the time. No one can find it ever, but it exists. Somewhere.

[trickstermentor]

Kisuke doesn't know whether to be proud about this or weep.

[sacredspear]

Gin, for one, is very proud that his kid disappears off at random intervals and comes back with new and exciting experimental technology that... frequently doesn't work because it's only half-finished. he gets distracted easily.