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[notasinglelady]

my child, our child meme! ♥

!comment with your characters
!other people comment to your comment with a character + one of yours (theirs or otherwise.)
!reply with the following about their first child:

A. name
B. house
C. pb (or description if prove nunable to find a good face)
D. circumstances of conception
E. three random facts

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oh gawd!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Name: Miyabi Hummel~! [The child is female.]
House: uhhh...white picket fence suburban style house!?
PB:


[She can totally have daddy's cheek bones and sense of style after the age of three, though~]
Circumstances of conception: Renge started table dancing and singing some show tunes and Kurt got really, really drunk
Random facts:
`Child can't sing for shit unless she's doing an impersonation of Madonna
`Very skilled with mechanics
`Likes men. JUST LIKE HER PARENTS~! 8D

wtf is this shit. someone take away my coffee.

Sneaky! I know I am.

[notasinglelady]

A really BIG white picket fence suburban style house, they need space for the baby clothes and toys.

So pretty and adorable ;o;

Kurt: Worse hangover ofmy lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-Kurt approves of Maddona.
-Heh.
-AWWW SHE TAKES AFTER THEY PAPAS, CUTE :D

Pft! You ninja, you!

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Because both of them would go CRAZY shopping for da kid.

Renge: *beats him with a newspaper* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WE DID! OH GAWD! THAT WAS VERY UN-MOE! AND UNCOOL!

She'll be as heterosexual as Renge and Kurt never were~! But they'll approve, because men are awesome~! <3

Is my secret ability!

[notasinglelady]

The tree of them are going to drive people crazy once they can go shopping TOGETHER.

Kurt (So not abotu to Cry over the fact that he woke up next to a naked *WOMAN*) : Yes I have and idea. I THINK IT'S CALLED RAPE AND I'M CHARGING YOU >:(

They're going to keep and eye on those men she might brings to home though, no one is enough for their baby~

Ffufufufuuf! Scary ninjas.

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Renge: CHARGING ME?!?! ME!??! HOW DARE YOU! I HAD NO HAND IN THIS! I HAD NO APPENDAGE IN IT AT ALL! Oh, god, what if I'm - *runs to the bathroom and throws up* - Yup. I'm pregnant.

Ohoho~ Renge can clean her shot gun in front of them.

I am not scaryyyy ;A; I am a niiice ninja!

[notasinglelady]

Kurt (Holding the sheets to his chest): YES YOU! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT WILLINGLY.....oh. You are? that was fast. Is pregnancy supposed to work this way?

Kurt can stare at them until he makes a hole in their soul and make them cry.

/hisshiss - NINJA! D<

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Renge: That's how it works in crack communities. So what do YOU plan to do about this child!? [sobsob] I'm too young to ruin my figure with a child! T_T

They won't stand a chance.

O--Oiiiiii >:c

[notasinglelady]

Kurt: Oh..right. I'm too young to have my psyche ruined like this ;_; ....we we need to make some plans.

Nop. Poor poor creatures.

<3

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Renge: [/sobsobsob - oh wait.] Hey, I want pickles and vanilla ice cream.

♥

[notasinglelady]

Kurt: All mixed? Yuck. Go get them yourself. [He will be here, drowning in his self loathing and drama.]

/blows a kiss

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Renge: [starts beating the shit out of him, nudity aside!] You son of a bitch! YOU go get it! You have some nerve being so rude to the girl you just impregnated! I mean, just LOOK how huge I am! [like, bajillion month pregnant belly IN YOUR FACE!?!] Now GO! Go now!!

/blushes :o

[notasinglelady]

Kurt: [/sobs, abusive not!waifu ;;] Stop that! You are going to leave bruises and ruin my perfect skin! [Oi oi, that's not helping his headache and ..general soreness, you was really rough this last night.]You have some nerve being so rude to the future dad of your child! I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYTHING ELSE!

[He's moving away from her, dragging the sheets with him. Where the fuck are my clothes? B|]

/winks at

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Renge: You - you -[breaks down sobbing - moodswings ftw] Whhhhhhyyyyy?!?! My beloved Kyouya will never want me now! I've already had one gay mans baby, now he won't let me have his and...,and - WHAAAAAAA!

·////·..h-hi

[notasinglelady]

Kurt: You are going to ruin your make over if you cry. [So helpful.] ...and anyway, our baby woudl be far prettier than his.

Hey, bb~ How you doin'?

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Renge: [hiccupping like a baby] But - but Kyouya was beautiful! And perfect! And smart and sweet and kind and an asshole some of the times and kind of anti social and a total bastard to me when I first became the Host Club manager and - ho crap! DA BABY IS COMING!

Quite well, I'm here all alone and single. And you? :3

[notasinglelady]

Kurt: Maybe he will liek the baby? Kids bring out the softer said of most mr...WHAT? Already?

[He doesn't even get his hair fixed, damn it.]