Oh hey! We can post memes here too!

Oct 23, 2011 23:35

Hello friends! I've been wanting to post this for a while, and since I think it's best posted on a community than as an open meme, I am kind of proud to present to you....

G's Makeout Meme!!

The Rulez:
1) Post with your characters.
2) Other characters will reply to yours with the name of another character who has already posted. (They can reply ( Read more... )

meme, all you new people better comment, tagbomb this post or so help me, and everybody will be singing it, man the lifeboats, !!!!!dickpoints!!!!!, memes control the world, better than jello

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Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 05:39:12 UTC
[YOU KNOW. TO MAKE THINGS AWFUL.]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 05:55:00 UTC
[Just to make things y'know... more horrible. and awkward. Here, have a Shepard.]

Hey there, Garrus. [Small wave.]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 06:16:28 UTC
[Wild Garrus is completely unaware]

Hey, Shepard.

Need me for something?

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 06:24:25 UTC
Actually, I do.

[Shepard clears her throat.]

Uh. [Pause. Okay, this is going to sound stupid but...]

I need to kiss you.

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 06:34:45 UTC
[Garrus promptly drops the datapad he was holding]

[Jaw dropped]

[Mandibles slackened]

[AND EYES WIDE LIKE A SPACE DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS]

W-What?!

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 06:47:02 UTC
[Shepard looks away for a moment, eyes narrowing. Ohgoddammit.]

Y-yeah... [Looks back at him and slowly makes her way up to the other, staring up at him.]

[Wow. Talk about awkward.]

[Annnd Shepard is now leaning up on her tippy toes, placing a hand on his shoulder for support. She leans in to kiss but stops, only a few inches from Garrus' mouth. She whispers out,] - Do turians even kiss? And if so, how?

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 06:55:27 UTC
[Garrus is just gonna... LEEEAAAANNNNN BACK NOW]

If you wanna know, you can just ask, Shepard. You don't have to pull a prank like this.

[BECAUSE THIS IS CLEARLY A PRANK]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 07:01:55 UTC
Garrus ... this isn't a prank. At all. Trust me.

[See Shepard glaring ever so slightly. Now she's more embarrassed than she intended to be. She removes the hand on his shoulder, wanting to step away but doesn't. There's now a rosy colored tint appearing on her cheeks as she glances away. Damn turian.]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 07:29:35 UTC
Crap. You're... you're serious, aren't you?

[Garrus considers this for a second before placing both hands on Shepard's shoulders]

Like this.

[And he cranes his neck down low, placing his forehead gently against Shepard's, his eyes fluttering shut]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 07:40:14 UTC
[Shepard's eyes widen when the other moves in, her heart is probably beating a mile a minute now. Cheeks flush a deeper shade upon the contact, gazing at him curiously even with the headbump. Fuck this headbump...

HERE WE GO.

Shepard leans her chin up, her soft lips coming in contact with his and her eyes are now closed as well. This is different, but not horrible. Please don't kill her for doing this, Garrus. Doesn't regret it at all.]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 08:10:58 UTC
[He's not going to kill her, buuuuut his DNA might, so he pulls away to break that one sided kiss]

Sorry. I don't want any, y'know, accidents.

[If it helps, he does look deeply apologetic. The kiss felt nice! The possibility of a lethal allergic reaction... nooooot so much]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 08:18:22 UTC
[Just have a red faced Shepard, she nods once slowly. The possible reaction didn't occur to her at the moment.]

Y-yeah, sorry. Didn't cross my mind.

[Shepard flashes a faint grin though, showing him it's okay. Now can I run away pls]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 24 2011, 14:29:30 UTC
[HNNNNNNGH AWKWARD]

So, uh, what brought that on? Was it the scars?

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 24 2011, 22:27:53 UTC
[Rubbing the back of her neck, nervous laughter.]

Perhaps so. What can I say? Males with scars make my knees weak. [Joke joke, tease tease... or was she? Dundunduuuun.]

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect rocketfaced October 25 2011, 00:46:21 UTC
Well, I'm flattered, Shepard. But next time... yeah.

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Re: Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect reigninginstars October 25 2011, 00:57:46 UTC
Next time?

[Arches a brow, an amused glint in her hues.]

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