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[maestro_ezio]

ALL MALE CHARACTERS WITH HALF-NAKED ICONS, PLEASE REPORT TO THIS POST. Use them all I want to know how many comments we can reach with said icons.

FOR SCIENCE Y'ALL.

Thank you.

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[yes_mother_hen]

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[armorumvigiles]

alright we're doing this shit let's go

I'VE GOT NO SHIRT

[armorumvigiles]

I'VE GOT NO SHIRT

[armorumvigiles]

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THESE MOTHERFUCKING ABS

[maestro_ezio]

I wanna lick those abs ngl I'm not even sure why he's bothering wearing a shirt tbqh but I mean whatever

LOL SQUARE WE'LL JUST NOD, SMILE AND SAY YES

[armorumvigiles]

idek why Basch bothers wearing any of those hideous excuses for apparel

clearly, he should just run around with no shirt and just shorts

[maestro_ezio]

I questioned most of the fashions in XII when I played it

which I didn't really play much of it but still I was like what. is going on here.

I'm just trying to get Ezio out of his garb (lol context) and into more normal clothes man I love his getup but lawwwwd is it impractical and so many layers.

really I just want this man wearing nicely fitted modern clothes and looking like a GQ motherfucker

[armorumvigiles]

/uses appropriate icon because Basch wtf is that rainbow potholder that just died on your chest

and fuck yeah man I want my guys to do that too...esp. you, Holmes, since you look like a hobo half the time in the movie

clearly Ezio and Holmes need to go clothes shopping for great justice

[maestro_ezio]

omg dying DYING snorting all the laughter ever

whenever that big-ass soccer game happens, Italy is gonna give some regular clothes to Ezio and because I'm really horrible he's gonna actually play but I mean I bet he wouldn't be half-bad at it.

LIKE NINI SAID HE'S GOT THE BODY OF A 25 YEAR OLD SO YOU KNOW I'M SURE HE'LL BE FINE.

but really they should

... lmfao we should put them to model clothing or something. just to be extra horrible.

[armorumvigiles]

LMFAO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EZIO WAS LIKE...40 UNTIL NINI TOLD ME...
my reaction was about 2 minutes of me just typing 'what' into the IM window

SO YEAH EZIO I THINK YOU'RE COOL YOU'RE DOING JUST FINE BY ME.

...and yes this should happen because clearly we are the most awesome

[maestro_ezio]

LOL TRUST ME WHEN I STARTED DOING THE MATH I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EZIO'S 41 like I was there going the whole time "he's gotta be like 30 some and that's pushing it." nope. I did the calculations like twice or three times and each time I was more and more :OOOOOOOOOOOO I think at the end of Brotherhood he's 43 don't even know how old he's gonna be in Revelations probs 50 or something I will insist that homeboy is the Renaissance George Clooney

Ezio's gonna turn me into a grave robber or something

also he's giving me a side eye he doesn't mind the regular clothing but he's just like bitch I hate you right now. SHUT UP YOU'RE GETTING SOME ACTION DUDE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY. best not mention that to Holmes :|

[6times5is30]

THIS IS STILL FRESHY jfc I have like 3982095 journals

it's okay, Ezio is a fine wine
he ripens with age... a;sfks; that sounds
really fucking creepy i'm so sorry

/touches him anyway

SHH EZIO SHH... Holmes literally hates me all day erryday so they can just go grumble in their corner of OLD together

[maestro_ezio]

NO NO
EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM KNOWS HE'S LIKE FINE WINE
A HUGE CHUNK OF THE FANDOM PREFERS BROTHERHOOD EZIO. I do lmao

also DON'T CALL HIM OLD OMG HE GETS SO PISSY ABOUT IT. He told off a doctor in game when he told Ezio to stop doing his antics cause he's too old to be doing them and there's a race where a thief was like I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE YOUNGER YOU CAN'T BE AS FAST AS YOU CLAIM YOU ARE WITH YOUR AGE

OH BUT HE WAS.

HE WAS.

SUCK ON THAT EVERYONE.

They can grumble in their corner of SILVER FOXES together. I think that's better.

omg I just saw the trailer for Assassin's Creed: Embers and I'm about to cry. ;~;

[stolethatkiss]

THE OLDER THE HOTTER OKAY, bring on all the hot middle-aged guys, I say
they know what's up
they've seen shit
they can kick all you whippersnappers' asses

lmfao I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER PLAYED ASSASSIN'S CREED... but now I want to, THANKS.

THANKS.

[maestro_ezio]

DO IT

DO IT NOW

DO IT 35 MINUTES AGO

YOU WON'T REGRET IT. I've been trying to crusade to get everyone I know to play it one of my friends is like in love with Constantinople cause she's a history major so I'm like PLAY IT. actually I have my art history professor to thank we played it in class to check out Il Duomo and he told me GO BUY IT. DO IT NOW I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES TO CONVINCE YOUR PARENTS YOU MUST BUY AND PLAY THIS GAME.

So I did. And here we are now.

[stolethatkiss]

/ZOOMS OFF TO NEAREST GAMESTOP IN A GIANT OWLMOBILE

and okay I'm a history dork too, and I also love Italy and whatnot so this is probably the perfect game for me, sobbing
why are you doing this
whyyyyy

whyyyyyyyyyyyy

and yet I love every moment of it