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What day of the week is it...?
...Friday?
And what am I doing...?
...sitting at home...playing inklink!
it's funny because I don't really feel like doing anything else. I mean, I don't really do anything ever since swim team ended. It's semi-kinda-sorta-my life. its so sad its over. its all i do for 2 months, and when it ends i don't know what to do. So i still had summer school this week so i would do that everyday and sit with ross and learn about drugs and mental health as he told me he was above me and said "laura meagher will take us feagher" every 5 minutes while we played the dot-box-line draw game. and we ate alot of donuts. and he liked our teacher up until the day he found out she was a lesbian and then he didnt like her. and he made fun of pretty much everyone. so thats what i did for five and a half hours a day. then i would go to boar's head. and wait for kelly g. well monday she and kelly bux were there so i ran and they followed me in kelly's car and took pictures then they left and i napped in the teen room until they decided to bang on the glass and scare me so id fall off the sofa. so we decided to go see wedding crashers. this was the beginning of a great struggle. and btw 800 555 TELL sucks. dont call it. EVER. that lady will never understand what you're saying. so we go to see wedding crashers downtown. i make the mistake of trying to get someone to by us tickets in front of the ticket lady. so nobody would so i go to buy them. the old fat short lady with missing teeth decides to card me so we sit around in christians deciding what to do for the longest time. so we decided to go see the island. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER. it was pretty much anti-cloning, anti-abortion, plus scarlett johansson. it was good though. just really weird and random. and everytime someone would die kelly bux would laugh or squeal. then she walked in on some lady in the restroom stall and i asked her what she saw and she said "legs" so i had to run her out of the building.
so the next day (kelly bux had left us for the beach) we decided to try to see it again. well first we go to panera where DANIELLE WAS SUPPOSED to have an albemarle yearbook since kelly had been looking for one for about a year. so we get to panera and danielle tells us "she couldnt find one" aka she forgot and didnt try. so we make a zillion phone calls trying to find one and really creep out tizzy and go to albemarle to get one but the office lady was out to lunch. so we get downtown and it takes maybe 20 minutes to find someplace to park since all the normal parking people weren't in their booths. so we get to the theatre and some guy is working. YES we say YES. so kelly tries to go get tickets and he asks her for id...so she said she forgot it. so we get sime random guy with random yellow and red and blue primary colored clothes and weird shoes to buy our tickets so he goes to and takes an hour talking to the guy, prob telling our secret that we want the tickets not him, and he comes back and tells us you have to be 21 to get multiple tickets. but then we see him stuff a ticket for himself in his pocket and we wonder why NO WONDER he couldnt get multiple tickets. so we get really mad and go dick's to get shorts then go back and workout but actually just lie on the mats laughing and talking to ben o'bri about mark.
so the next day we again decide to go see wedding crashers. this time avery came with us too. kelly said our lives would be much more structured with avery (as in no yelling out the window, p-i-m-p-ing in the car, running around screaming, etc.) and it d-e-f was. so we get downtown and park at avery's dad's office and he comes out to get the tickets for us. so they tell me to wait so i stood and talked to margaret while avery kelly and her dad get tickets. the lady asked mr. pax if he was going to go in to the movie with them and he said yeah but then of course gave his ticket to me. so about 15 minutes later we go tio go inside and try to sneak in while the short, fat, old, screwed up missing teeth lady isnt looking. kelly made iot to the theatre door and avery ran to the bathroom...but oh...she SAW me and yells EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!!! and flips out at me for about an hour.
toothwoman-are you with that man and those girls?
me-what girls?
tw-that man?
me-what man?
tw-dont BE SMART
me-whose being smart?
tw- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU ALREADFY TRIED THIS ON ME THIS WEEK
me- i dont know what you're talking about
tw- THAT MAN LIED TO ME HE LIED!!!!
me-(laughing) what man?
she kind of exploded at this point and i tried to run away but i knew shed go find avery and kelly so i went to warn them and avery went and talked to her. at the point the concession lady had come to calm her down so she wouldnt break soemthing or loose anymore teeth. so they ahd to give back their tickets and get a refund (she already ripped mine out of my hand) and we went and sat outside. i went and sat in front of the ticket office and screamed about how my life is r-rated and i'm not 17 and how i'm going to have sex and do drugs and drive drunk instead of seeing this movie. avery got pretty embarassed and tried to run away so i had to stop. so we went in all these random places to get kelly's mom a present but she wouldnt get her one so we went to barracks and sarah gibson saw my hair and called kelly and so we sat in panera with her forever and then went to origins and made kelly get her mom lavender soap and stuff and then we went to hotcakes and talked to the creepy random guy for an hour and got a sample of cheescake but then it had walbuts in the crust so i didnt but they dropped it on me so i ahd to go wash my hands and kelly called me a freak. so avery drive us abck to boars head and they fought and were really weird in the car (as in they fought over the radio then avery would sing dixie chicks and kelly would scream over her and then they fought over gum). then after avery dropped us off and acted pretend mad, we decided to go get din din. we tried going to the tavern first, which we didnt know ever closed, then instead went to waffle house. the people there were REALLY friendly (it kind of creeped kelly out, but i liked it) and we ate alot of grease and the people there talked to us for hours and we decided we want to be "regulars" so everytime we go in we can just say "i'll have the usual" and they'll know what we're talking about.
so yesterday we went to boars head. claire and james were there for a while and kelly paid me $5 to drink two things of marinara sauce from the mozz sticks. so we went to albemarle to drop off the ybook and then decided to go to the mall. we walked around making fun of everyone because people at the mall are really weird and we pretty much made fun of everyone. we went to j. crew and admired the ties and i almost fell off a railing and we went to abercrombie and tried on all the clothes 2 sizes too small and took pictures then fled the store and went to vicky's and decided which thongs were more see-through and kelly said the reasont the lingerie was wrinkled was because people "wanted to say that they had just been having hot sex and now they were all wrinkled". we did more laps and i decided i wanted to see my bottle roll and through it and it exploded all over the floor and it looked like i had peed. then we found all the church camp people (aka kellie mc and aaron) and walked around with them. we left finally and went back to bh and waited for my dad.
so i was supposed to go to western and run with walker and do stickwork and my dad was sposed to come get me early so we could get there. but he FELL ASLEEP and forgot so he came about 30 minutes late. walker wouldnt pick up her phone and i refused to talk to my dad the whole car ride. so she wasnt there when i got to western so i called her house and called her again and she had already gotten home. so i got mad and asked my dad to just wait for 15 minutes while i ran but he said "he didnt have time" so i got mad and jus told him that he could take me home and started crying. so we yelled at each other the whole way home and he called me irresponsible because i overdrew my check account and all this stuff and called me spoiled and i just cried alot and yelled. so we get home and i threw my stuff out the door but my fockey stick accidently hit thr window and he FLIPPED out and took it and started to try to break it. so i ran at him and grabbed him around the legs and he took my hand and pushed my fingers back and pushed me on the ground and kicked me and i took my stick and started swinging at him and calling him bad names. so he threw my stick into the woods and went inside so i went and got it and sat and cried and wondered if the neighbors (will kern) could hear all this and went inside and started swinging at him again so he had to take me and hold my hands behind my back until i ran away and went upstairs and went to sleep for 3 hours until he came upstairs crying to me. then we ate and watched some WEIRDWEIRDWEIRD movie...
yeah. so. now that i made my dad and i sound really violent and scary i guess maybe i should stop. i havent really updated all sum sum and i don't really feel like stopping now. this smmer has been weird and pointless. canada was interesting and fun, canoeing was amazing, and i loved swim team, especially jsl's, just it wasnt as fun as usual. harry potter came out and hil duff was the best ever, i just don't feel like i really did anything. i know i did, but i hate summer school and how it ruins my summer and takes so much time. i don't want to go back to school, but now that fockey is here and kelly went to the dominican repub, i don't really care. i wish it was the time before summer school when i got to just sit at the pool all day and everyone was there. that was fun. but i feel like it was just as weird as last year so i guess it fits. i hardly saw anyone i hung out with during the year (annie, molly, mimi but she was in italy). i'm kind of excited for this year since this summer kind of sucked and i'm excited to see everyone. i don't think i'm even making sense anymore.
well mimi came back! she came over the other night. i missed her so much. i keep meaning to call her but i'm too lazy. i'm too lazy to do anything once i get home at like 9 at night everyday. and now that kelly g left i really have nothing to do. she really is who i hung out with this summer and i already miss her after like a day. yes thats kind of sad. and i really miss swim team. my birthday and jsl's were so fun. and i have nothing to do anymore. not like i have to worry, since fockey is next week. so i'll wake up at noon and think about how much my life sucks for 4 hours then go to fockey and wish i was dead and then come home and sleep. until band when i'll get to leave practice 40 minutes early and go march for 3 hours. so i'll be at school for 6 hours til 10 at night. YES. YESYESYES.
oh well. what a pointless post. and it was really long. but yall BETTER COMMENT CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO UPDATED other than like nikki maupin whose updated about 3 times a day. so comment and make me think i have friends.
love,
Laura
ps- i don't know why i seem so depressing. i'm really not feeling depressed.
PPS- MAGZ COME HOME TOMMOROW! everytime anyone mentioned her name kelly would wail and act like she was dead. then dan didnt even announce her name at the banquet. but we sent her a care package of depends and tampons, a pregnancy test, kelly bux made her weird signs that say grunt and misspelled words, our CD of friendship songs that kelly, kelly and i sang, and a cup of kelly buxton quotes. i hope she got it. she;ll spice up my life and she's trying out for fockey too! yay!
...Friday?
And what am I doing...?
...sitting at home...playing inklink!
it's funny because I don't really feel like doing anything else. I mean, I don't really do anything ever since swim team ended. It's semi-kinda-sorta-my life. its so sad its over. its all i do for 2 months, and when it ends i don't know what to do. So i still had summer school this week so i would do that everyday and sit with ross and learn about drugs and mental health as he told me he was above me and said "laura meagher will take us feagher" every 5 minutes while we played the dot-box-line draw game. and we ate alot of donuts. and he liked our teacher up until the day he found out she was a lesbian and then he didnt like her. and he made fun of pretty much everyone. so thats what i did for five and a half hours a day. then i would go to boar's head. and wait for kelly g. well monday she and kelly bux were there so i ran and they followed me in kelly's car and took pictures then they left and i napped in the teen room until they decided to bang on the glass and scare me so id fall off the sofa. so we decided to go see wedding crashers. this was the beginning of a great struggle. and btw 800 555 TELL sucks. dont call it. EVER. that lady will never understand what you're saying. so we go to see wedding crashers downtown. i make the mistake of trying to get someone to by us tickets in front of the ticket lady. so nobody would so i go to buy them. the old fat short lady with missing teeth decides to card me so we sit around in christians deciding what to do for the longest time. so we decided to go see the island. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER. it was pretty much anti-cloning, anti-abortion, plus scarlett johansson. it was good though. just really weird and random. and everytime someone would die kelly bux would laugh or squeal. then she walked in on some lady in the restroom stall and i asked her what she saw and she said "legs" so i had to run her out of the building.
so the next day (kelly bux had left us for the beach) we decided to try to see it again. well first we go to panera where DANIELLE WAS SUPPOSED to have an albemarle yearbook since kelly had been looking for one for about a year. so we get to panera and danielle tells us "she couldnt find one" aka she forgot and didnt try. so we make a zillion phone calls trying to find one and really creep out tizzy and go to albemarle to get one but the office lady was out to lunch. so we get downtown and it takes maybe 20 minutes to find someplace to park since all the normal parking people weren't in their booths. so we get to the theatre and some guy is working. YES we say YES. so kelly tries to go get tickets and he asks her for id...so she said she forgot it. so we get sime random guy with random yellow and red and blue primary colored clothes and weird shoes to buy our tickets so he goes to and takes an hour talking to the guy, prob telling our secret that we want the tickets not him, and he comes back and tells us you have to be 21 to get multiple tickets. but then we see him stuff a ticket for himself in his pocket and we wonder why NO WONDER he couldnt get multiple tickets. so we get really mad and go dick's to get shorts then go back and workout but actually just lie on the mats laughing and talking to ben o'bri about mark.
so the next day we again decide to go see wedding crashers. this time avery came with us too. kelly said our lives would be much more structured with avery (as in no yelling out the window, p-i-m-p-ing in the car, running around screaming, etc.) and it d-e-f was. so we get downtown and park at avery's dad's office and he comes out to get the tickets for us. so they tell me to wait so i stood and talked to margaret while avery kelly and her dad get tickets. the lady asked mr. pax if he was going to go in to the movie with them and he said yeah but then of course gave his ticket to me. so about 15 minutes later we go tio go inside and try to sneak in while the short, fat, old, screwed up missing teeth lady isnt looking. kelly made iot to the theatre door and avery ran to the bathroom...but oh...she SAW me and yells EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!!! and flips out at me for about an hour.
toothwoman-are you with that man and those girls?
me-what girls?
tw-that man?
me-what man?
tw-dont BE SMART
me-whose being smart?
tw- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU ALREADFY TRIED THIS ON ME THIS WEEK
me- i dont know what you're talking about
tw- THAT MAN LIED TO ME HE LIED!!!!
me-(laughing) what man?
she kind of exploded at this point and i tried to run away but i knew shed go find avery and kelly so i went to warn them and avery went and talked to her. at the point the concession lady had come to calm her down so she wouldnt break soemthing or loose anymore teeth. so they ahd to give back their tickets and get a refund (she already ripped mine out of my hand) and we went and sat outside. i went and sat in front of the ticket office and screamed about how my life is r-rated and i'm not 17 and how i'm going to have sex and do drugs and drive drunk instead of seeing this movie. avery got pretty embarassed and tried to run away so i had to stop. so we went in all these random places to get kelly's mom a present but she wouldnt get her one so we went to barracks and sarah gibson saw my hair and called kelly and so we sat in panera with her forever and then went to origins and made kelly get her mom lavender soap and stuff and then we went to hotcakes and talked to the creepy random guy for an hour and got a sample of cheescake but then it had walbuts in the crust so i didnt but they dropped it on me so i ahd to go wash my hands and kelly called me a freak. so avery drive us abck to boars head and they fought and were really weird in the car (as in they fought over the radio then avery would sing dixie chicks and kelly would scream over her and then they fought over gum). then after avery dropped us off and acted pretend mad, we decided to go get din din. we tried going to the tavern first, which we didnt know ever closed, then instead went to waffle house. the people there were REALLY friendly (it kind of creeped kelly out, but i liked it) and we ate alot of grease and the people there talked to us for hours and we decided we want to be "regulars" so everytime we go in we can just say "i'll have the usual" and they'll know what we're talking about.
so yesterday we went to boars head. claire and james were there for a while and kelly paid me $5 to drink two things of marinara sauce from the mozz sticks. so we went to albemarle to drop off the ybook and then decided to go to the mall. we walked around making fun of everyone because people at the mall are really weird and we pretty much made fun of everyone. we went to j. crew and admired the ties and i almost fell off a railing and we went to abercrombie and tried on all the clothes 2 sizes too small and took pictures then fled the store and went to vicky's and decided which thongs were more see-through and kelly said the reasont the lingerie was wrinkled was because people "wanted to say that they had just been having hot sex and now they were all wrinkled". we did more laps and i decided i wanted to see my bottle roll and through it and it exploded all over the floor and it looked like i had peed. then we found all the church camp people (aka kellie mc and aaron) and walked around with them. we left finally and went back to bh and waited for my dad.
so i was supposed to go to western and run with walker and do stickwork and my dad was sposed to come get me early so we could get there. but he FELL ASLEEP and forgot so he came about 30 minutes late. walker wouldnt pick up her phone and i refused to talk to my dad the whole car ride. so she wasnt there when i got to western so i called her house and called her again and she had already gotten home. so i got mad and asked my dad to just wait for 15 minutes while i ran but he said "he didnt have time" so i got mad and jus told him that he could take me home and started crying. so we yelled at each other the whole way home and he called me irresponsible because i overdrew my check account and all this stuff and called me spoiled and i just cried alot and yelled. so we get home and i threw my stuff out the door but my fockey stick accidently hit thr window and he FLIPPED out and took it and started to try to break it. so i ran at him and grabbed him around the legs and he took my hand and pushed my fingers back and pushed me on the ground and kicked me and i took my stick and started swinging at him and calling him bad names. so he threw my stick into the woods and went inside so i went and got it and sat and cried and wondered if the neighbors (will kern) could hear all this and went inside and started swinging at him again so he had to take me and hold my hands behind my back until i ran away and went upstairs and went to sleep for 3 hours until he came upstairs crying to me. then we ate and watched some WEIRDWEIRDWEIRD movie...
yeah. so. now that i made my dad and i sound really violent and scary i guess maybe i should stop. i havent really updated all sum sum and i don't really feel like stopping now. this smmer has been weird and pointless. canada was interesting and fun, canoeing was amazing, and i loved swim team, especially jsl's, just it wasnt as fun as usual. harry potter came out and hil duff was the best ever, i just don't feel like i really did anything. i know i did, but i hate summer school and how it ruins my summer and takes so much time. i don't want to go back to school, but now that fockey is here and kelly went to the dominican repub, i don't really care. i wish it was the time before summer school when i got to just sit at the pool all day and everyone was there. that was fun. but i feel like it was just as weird as last year so i guess it fits. i hardly saw anyone i hung out with during the year (annie, molly, mimi but she was in italy). i'm kind of excited for this year since this summer kind of sucked and i'm excited to see everyone. i don't think i'm even making sense anymore.
well mimi came back! she came over the other night. i missed her so much. i keep meaning to call her but i'm too lazy. i'm too lazy to do anything once i get home at like 9 at night everyday. and now that kelly g left i really have nothing to do. she really is who i hung out with this summer and i already miss her after like a day. yes thats kind of sad. and i really miss swim team. my birthday and jsl's were so fun. and i have nothing to do anymore. not like i have to worry, since fockey is next week. so i'll wake up at noon and think about how much my life sucks for 4 hours then go to fockey and wish i was dead and then come home and sleep. until band when i'll get to leave practice 40 minutes early and go march for 3 hours. so i'll be at school for 6 hours til 10 at night. YES. YESYESYES.
oh well. what a pointless post. and it was really long. but yall BETTER COMMENT CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO UPDATED other than like nikki maupin whose updated about 3 times a day. so comment and make me think i have friends.
love,
Laura
ps- i don't know why i seem so depressing. i'm really not feeling depressed.
PPS- MAGZ COME HOME TOMMOROW! everytime anyone mentioned her name kelly would wail and act like she was dead. then dan didnt even announce her name at the banquet. but we sent her a care package of depends and tampons, a pregnancy test, kelly bux made her weird signs that say grunt and misspelled words, our CD of friendship songs that kelly, kelly and i sang, and a cup of kelly buxton quotes. i hope she got it. she;ll spice up my life and she's trying out for fockey too! yay!