hahahaha
ok, so this week isn't gonna be my favorite ever. phooey. but it's going by pretty quick. yesterday was my flute recital, that went really nicely, i played excellently, a not so long, but repeated and a lot harder than it sounds set of 16th runs. icky. (especially since i'd practiced it about ....... twice at most). then today i went to the poetry slam and it was cool. i got to judge, and jon jon won!! woohoo for jon!
and, it turns out that my mom did order a yearbook, but i didn't show up on the list, so i made my own, so i'm gonna go to the office and bitch for a while. eh. at least it'll b better than chem.
writing thank you notes for money from confirmation. much fun.
OFFICIAL CODE SHEET
It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange of normal
verbal communication during the course of routine activities pertaining
to the completion of our day-to-day routine. In order to alleviate this
horrendous situation and, at the same time, not impinge on the
individual freedom and originality of our workers, the following numbers
shall be henceforth uttered in lieu of the catchy phrases listed beside
each number.
101 - You got to be shitting me
102 - Get off my fucking back
103 - Beats the shit outa me
104 - What the fuck?
105 - It's so fucking bad, I can't believe it
106 - I hate this fucking place
107 - This place sucks
108 - Fuck you very much
109 - Lovely, just fucking lovely
110 - Beautiful, just fucking beautiful
111 - Fuck, shit, piss
112 - I just got fucked
113 - Big fucking deal
114 - Hang it in your fucking ear
115 - Get bent
116 - Ram it, cram it, and rotate it rapidly to the right
117 - Fan-fucking-tastic/Far-fucking-out
118 - Fuck it, just fuck it
119 - Hot shit
120 - Bitching
121 - Tell someone who gives a shit
122 - Don't get fucking wise
123 - I don't give a fuck
124 - I didn't design the fucking thing, I just installed the
Mother Fucker
125 - Kiss my ass
126 - Your ass
127 - It won't fucking work
128 - Fuck off
129 - Go pound sand in your ass
130 - Who called this fucking meeting, anyway?
131 - You are fucked up beyond all repair
132 - Where the fuck is my drink?
133 - Fuck you
134 - Shove this fucking place up your ass
135 - Oh shit
136 - Go fuck yourself
137 - Up yours
138 - Shove it, you son-of-a-bitch
139 - Answer your fucking phone
140 - Answer your own fucking phone
141 - Half-assed, two-bit, mother-fucking son-of-a-bitch
142 - Fuckin' A
143 - What a chickenshit outfit
144 - Cram it up your ass
145 - Eat me
146 - That's un-fucking believable
147 - Your ass sucks canal water
148 - Pardon me - you obviously mistook me for someone who gives
a shit
149 - You're stroking my bird (var. choking my chicken, waxing
my carrot)
150 - Blow it out your ass
Acronyms:
FUPITA - FUcking Pain In The Ass
SNAFU - Situation Normal All Fucked Up
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
BOHICA - Bend Over - Here It Comes Again
sigh. rude but funny as hell.
luv
Sabrina
and, it turns out that my mom did order a yearbook, but i didn't show up on the list, so i made my own, so i'm gonna go to the office and bitch for a while. eh. at least it'll b better than chem.
writing thank you notes for money from confirmation. much fun.
OFFICIAL CODE SHEET
It has been brought to the attention of the Management there is
extensive use of foul and/or abusive language in the exchange of normal
verbal communication during the course of routine activities pertaining
to the completion of our day-to-day routine. In order to alleviate this
horrendous situation and, at the same time, not impinge on the
individual freedom and originality of our workers, the following numbers
shall be henceforth uttered in lieu of the catchy phrases listed beside
each number.
101 - You got to be shitting me
102 - Get off my fucking back
103 - Beats the shit outa me
104 - What the fuck?
105 - It's so fucking bad, I can't believe it
106 - I hate this fucking place
107 - This place sucks
108 - Fuck you very much
109 - Lovely, just fucking lovely
110 - Beautiful, just fucking beautiful
111 - Fuck, shit, piss
112 - I just got fucked
113 - Big fucking deal
114 - Hang it in your fucking ear
115 - Get bent
116 - Ram it, cram it, and rotate it rapidly to the right
117 - Fan-fucking-tastic/Far-fucking-out
118 - Fuck it, just fuck it
119 - Hot shit
120 - Bitching
121 - Tell someone who gives a shit
122 - Don't get fucking wise
123 - I don't give a fuck
124 - I didn't design the fucking thing, I just installed the
Mother Fucker
125 - Kiss my ass
126 - Your ass
127 - It won't fucking work
128 - Fuck off
129 - Go pound sand in your ass
130 - Who called this fucking meeting, anyway?
131 - You are fucked up beyond all repair
132 - Where the fuck is my drink?
133 - Fuck you
134 - Shove this fucking place up your ass
135 - Oh shit
136 - Go fuck yourself
137 - Up yours
138 - Shove it, you son-of-a-bitch
139 - Answer your fucking phone
140 - Answer your own fucking phone
141 - Half-assed, two-bit, mother-fucking son-of-a-bitch
142 - Fuckin' A
143 - What a chickenshit outfit
144 - Cram it up your ass
145 - Eat me
146 - That's un-fucking believable
147 - Your ass sucks canal water
148 - Pardon me - you obviously mistook me for someone who gives
a shit
149 - You're stroking my bird (var. choking my chicken, waxing
my carrot)
150 - Blow it out your ass
Acronyms:
FUPITA - FUcking Pain In The Ass
SNAFU - Situation Normal All Fucked Up
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
BOHICA - Bend Over - Here It Comes Again
sigh. rude but funny as hell.
luv
Sabrina