The world is crazy
I cannot believe people queue to take the lift in Cineleisure. If you have a pair of legs that brings you to Cineleisure, then use that very pair of legs to take the escalator. What's so difficult?
I received a few more bad shocks the past few days and these will be locked. Maybe later.
I am horribly lack of my beauty sleep. Sleeping UK time and waking up SG time is a bad combi. Never try that, trust me.
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Grans: What do you want? The maid is not at home.
Me: Erm... Bread lor...
Grans: Haiyah OK lah. Cannot make yourself meh? Want peng** or not? (** means toast in dialect)
Me: Orh...
1 minute later
Me: Wah the bread not black enough!
Grans: Aye crispy can already want black for what? You better be glad your skin is not black.
Me: More kick what when the bread is black. Who eats white crispy bread? No kick.
Grans: Haiyah, up to you. Later you turn black I don't know. You want Milo?
Me: OK.
30 seconds later
Grans: Haiyah, I should have used the instant Milo.
Me: Use lor. Then pour the powder back into the tub.
Grans: Take out already how to pour back?
Me: I eat the powder lor like that.
Grans: Hor... you like right? Your favourite.
I started to eat the powder
Grans: WEI. Very heaty ah! Don't anyhow.
Me: Then what you want me to do?
Grans: Haiyah get out of the kitchen, you are the death of me.
Me: OK lor...
We walked to the sink and started washing our hands and I kept turning the tap on and off until grans get so annoyed that she physically kicked me out of the kitchen.
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Oh, Happy New Year. Better late than never! :)