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grrrrrrrrrrrr
LOOK AT MY ANGERRR!!!!
RARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
look at me i'm SO IMMATURE!!! I'M MAKING A SCENE!!!
SCENE MAKING GOING ON RIGHT NOW! WAIT NO!!! A PLAY! I'M MAKING A PLAY!
LOOK AT MEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEEE LOOOOK!!!!!!!!
OK OK OK, but the names have been changed to protect those who were involved
ACT1
barbra: hey roberta, daisy has been spen ding too much time with marty! what should we do?!?
roberta: i don't know barbra, maybe we should post something online so she'll see it!
barbra: OK!
*barbra writes a livejournal entry that says "chicks before dicks"*
ACT2
daisy: hey roberta, i think that livejournal entry has something to do with me...does it?
roberta: yes, it does. me and barbra think you're spending too much time with marty
daisy: is that true barbra?
barbra: yes. it's true.
daisy:OHHH BLASSSSFAMMYYY!!!!! i'm sorry i wont forget about you!!
barbra & roberta: it'sok we love you!!!
daisy: YAY!
ACT3
daisy: damn barbra, i don't want to go to college and leave you here, i promise i'll write!
barbra: yea i'll miss you guys
roberta: yea it wont be the same
daisy: yea i just have a feeling shit's gonna change, but i'll keep in touch ok?
barbra & roberta: OK!
ACT4
daisy: damn college just isn't the same as home i miss my friends
*daisy writes barbra and roberta a letter*
*days pass and no letters*
*daisy calls roberta*
daisy: HEY ROBERTA!!!
roberta: HEY DAISY!
daisy: how's college going for ya?
roberta: alright, how college going for you?
daisy: it's ok i sure do miss barbra, i wonder if Ashole is treating her any better
roberta: yea, me too, well we'll get to see her soon, this weekend is a BREAK!!!
daisy: YEAH!!!
ACT5
*everyone's at home now*
*daisy calls barbra*
daisy: hel-hello?
voice: yes?
daisy: is barbra there?
voice: oh no i'm sorry, she's out.
daisy: oh ok, i'll call back later!
*daisy calls roberta*
daisy: hey roberta, how's it feel to be home?
roberta: hey, damn i missed my bed!
daisy: haha me too! and the food, omg i hate cafeteria food 24/7
roberta: yea me too, hey, have you herd from barbra?
daisy: no i havn't, i called though and she wasn't home
roberta: oh really? yeah i called her cell phone, but she hasn't answered or called me back
daisy: hmmm *shrug* oh well i'm sure she'll call
roberta: yea, well in the time being, you want to hang out?
daisy: OK!
*days later*
*roberta calles daisy*
roberta: hey hey hey
daisy: hey! i just called barbra! she said she'll be free later
roberta: oh cool! i havn't seen her in months
daisy: yeah me either, i have so much to tell her
roberta: me too
*hours later*
*daisy calls barbra.......voice mail*
*half hour later*
*roberta calls barbra.....no answer*
daisy: hey roberta...lets just go to barbra's house!
roberta: lol ok! i hope she's home
::barbra's house::
~DING-DONG~
daisy: i don't think anyone's home
roberta: yes, but i hear Louis her dog
daisy: aww yes Louis! i miss louis! remember when we'd all hang out on the screen porch and he'd walk in all goofy?
roberta: haha yea, he's a hyper little dog...but i think we should get going, the car's still on and no one's answering the door
daisy:...yea...ok
ACT6
::back at college::
*barbra calls daisy*
daisy: omg!! hey!!! how's it going? i havn't herd from you in a while!
barbra: omg i know!!! things are alright, omg Ashole and i are so i love
daisy: omg really? what's been going on?
barbra: omg daisy, just like everything
daisy: uh-huh...omg i wish you could come here, there was this.....
*20 minutes later*
barbra: hahaha!! omg i miss you!!!
daisy: i miss you too!!
barbra: oh, i gotta go Ashole's picking me up, he made his own car! isn't that so attractive?
daisy: yeah, i'll catch you later!! BYE!
barbra: bye!
*daisy calls roberta*
daisy: OMG ROBERTA!!!! barbra just called me!
roberta: Yea?!? whast'd she say
daisy: things are going well, Ashole's apparently treating her with actual respect now
roberta: wow that's a first, well i'm glad.
daisy: me too
roberta: i can't wait to go home for the holidays to see her
daisy: me too!!!!
ACT7
::home for the holidays::
*daisy see's that barbra is online*
daisy: hey barbra!!! i'm home!!!
barbra: i have to write a term paper
*days later*
daisy: do you think barbra is finished with school?
roberta: i duno lets call her
*roberta calls barbra......voice mail*
roberta: huh..*shrug* oh well, she'll see that i called and she'll call back
daisy: yea!!
*days later*
daisy: omg!! tomarrow is christmas!!! i wanna give people their presents!! let me call barbra and see what she's doing~!!
*daisy calls barbra*
daisy: HEY CHICKA!!! how's my senorita?
barbra: howdy howdy howdy, i'm doing fine, i'm making shirts!! one's for my mom and the other is for Ashole, i put lyrics on them
daisy: cool! what are you writing?
barbra: well for my mom i'm putting the lyrics to pretty woman
daisy: hahahaha that's awesome! i want to give you your gifts!!
barbra: omg really?!?! i want to give you YOUR gifts!!
daisy: hahaha!! ok i'll call roberta and i'll be right over!
barbra: ok
::Barbra's house::
~DING-DONG~
*the faint sound of barking emits from the house*
barbra: omg hey you guys!! haha sorry i took so long, i thought you were Ashole, so i had to hide his shirt
daisy: haha
roberta: hahahaha that's ok. DUDE! i missed you!!!!
daisy: yah me too yo, college is so different, it almost blows...that is if it didn't rock!
roberta: haha yeah
*daisy and roberta give tips*
~the trio settle in, exchange gifts, and clean the house, lol, oh yes, and they cleaned Louis~
saddly enough...that was the last time roberta and daisy had ever herd of dear Barbra.....:( it's a sad story. Ashole was actually an evil wizard who put a dark enchanting spell over Barbra and she has lived in Ashole's hole ever since.
update
after watching one of our shows of UNsolved Mysteries,Barbra emerged from somplace and called roberta!
things need to be setteled she said, because daisy is acting like a fucking idiot with her online websites!
and so the rest of the story is unwritten...because it has yet to be wrote!
grrrrrrrrrrrr
LOOK AT MY ANGERRR!!!!
RARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
look at me i'm SO IMMATURE!!! I'M MAKING A SCENE!!!
SCENE MAKING GOING ON RIGHT NOW! WAIT NO!!! A PLAY! I'M MAKING A PLAY!
LOOK AT MEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEEE LOOOOK!!!!!!!!
OK OK OK, but the names have been changed to protect those who were involved
ACT1
barbra: hey roberta, daisy has been spen ding too much time with marty! what should we do?!?
roberta: i don't know barbra, maybe we should post something online so she'll see it!
barbra: OK!
*barbra writes a livejournal entry that says "chicks before dicks"*
ACT2
daisy: hey roberta, i think that livejournal entry has something to do with me...does it?
roberta: yes, it does. me and barbra think you're spending too much time with marty
daisy: is that true barbra?
barbra: yes. it's true.
daisy:OHHH BLASSSSFAMMYYY!!!!! i'm sorry i wont forget about you!!
barbra & roberta: it'sok we love you!!!
daisy: YAY!
ACT3
daisy: damn barbra, i don't want to go to college and leave you here, i promise i'll write!
barbra: yea i'll miss you guys
roberta: yea it wont be the same
daisy: yea i just have a feeling shit's gonna change, but i'll keep in touch ok?
barbra & roberta: OK!
ACT4
daisy: damn college just isn't the same as home i miss my friends
*daisy writes barbra and roberta a letter*
*days pass and no letters*
*daisy calls roberta*
daisy: HEY ROBERTA!!!
roberta: HEY DAISY!
daisy: how's college going for ya?
roberta: alright, how college going for you?
daisy: it's ok i sure do miss barbra, i wonder if Ashole is treating her any better
roberta: yea, me too, well we'll get to see her soon, this weekend is a BREAK!!!
daisy: YEAH!!!
ACT5
*everyone's at home now*
*daisy calls barbra*
daisy: hel-hello?
voice: yes?
daisy: is barbra there?
voice: oh no i'm sorry, she's out.
daisy: oh ok, i'll call back later!
*daisy calls roberta*
daisy: hey roberta, how's it feel to be home?
roberta: hey, damn i missed my bed!
daisy: haha me too! and the food, omg i hate cafeteria food 24/7
roberta: yea me too, hey, have you herd from barbra?
daisy: no i havn't, i called though and she wasn't home
roberta: oh really? yeah i called her cell phone, but she hasn't answered or called me back
daisy: hmmm *shrug* oh well i'm sure she'll call
roberta: yea, well in the time being, you want to hang out?
daisy: OK!
*days later*
*roberta calles daisy*
roberta: hey hey hey
daisy: hey! i just called barbra! she said she'll be free later
roberta: oh cool! i havn't seen her in months
daisy: yeah me either, i have so much to tell her
roberta: me too
*hours later*
*daisy calls barbra.......voice mail*
*half hour later*
*roberta calls barbra.....no answer*
daisy: hey roberta...lets just go to barbra's house!
roberta: lol ok! i hope she's home
::barbra's house::
~DING-DONG~
daisy: i don't think anyone's home
roberta: yes, but i hear Louis her dog
daisy: aww yes Louis! i miss louis! remember when we'd all hang out on the screen porch and he'd walk in all goofy?
roberta: haha yea, he's a hyper little dog...but i think we should get going, the car's still on and no one's answering the door
daisy:...yea...ok
ACT6
::back at college::
*barbra calls daisy*
daisy: omg!! hey!!! how's it going? i havn't herd from you in a while!
barbra: omg i know!!! things are alright, omg Ashole and i are so i love
daisy: omg really? what's been going on?
barbra: omg daisy, just like everything
daisy: uh-huh...omg i wish you could come here, there was this.....
*20 minutes later*
barbra: hahaha!! omg i miss you!!!
daisy: i miss you too!!
barbra: oh, i gotta go Ashole's picking me up, he made his own car! isn't that so attractive?
daisy: yeah, i'll catch you later!! BYE!
barbra: bye!
*daisy calls roberta*
daisy: OMG ROBERTA!!!! barbra just called me!
roberta: Yea?!? whast'd she say
daisy: things are going well, Ashole's apparently treating her with actual respect now
roberta: wow that's a first, well i'm glad.
daisy: me too
roberta: i can't wait to go home for the holidays to see her
daisy: me too!!!!
ACT7
::home for the holidays::
*daisy see's that barbra is online*
daisy: hey barbra!!! i'm home!!!
barbra: i have to write a term paper
*days later*
daisy: do you think barbra is finished with school?
roberta: i duno lets call her
*roberta calls barbra......voice mail*
roberta: huh..*shrug* oh well, she'll see that i called and she'll call back
daisy: yea!!
*days later*
daisy: omg!! tomarrow is christmas!!! i wanna give people their presents!! let me call barbra and see what she's doing~!!
*daisy calls barbra*
daisy: HEY CHICKA!!! how's my senorita?
barbra: howdy howdy howdy, i'm doing fine, i'm making shirts!! one's for my mom and the other is for Ashole, i put lyrics on them
daisy: cool! what are you writing?
barbra: well for my mom i'm putting the lyrics to pretty woman
daisy: hahahaha that's awesome! i want to give you your gifts!!
barbra: omg really?!?! i want to give you YOUR gifts!!
daisy: hahaha!! ok i'll call roberta and i'll be right over!
barbra: ok
::Barbra's house::
~DING-DONG~
*the faint sound of barking emits from the house*
barbra: omg hey you guys!! haha sorry i took so long, i thought you were Ashole, so i had to hide his shirt
daisy: haha
roberta: hahahaha that's ok. DUDE! i missed you!!!!
daisy: yah me too yo, college is so different, it almost blows...that is if it didn't rock!
roberta: haha yeah
*daisy and roberta give tips*
~the trio settle in, exchange gifts, and clean the house, lol, oh yes, and they cleaned Louis~
saddly enough...that was the last time roberta and daisy had ever herd of dear Barbra.....:( it's a sad story. Ashole was actually an evil wizard who put a dark enchanting spell over Barbra and she has lived in Ashole's hole ever since.
update
after watching one of our shows of UNsolved Mysteries,Barbra emerged from somplace and called roberta!
things need to be setteled she said, because daisy is acting like a fucking idiot with her online websites!
and so the rest of the story is unwritten...because it has yet to be wrote!