How to spice up a boring day by bisonbaby

[bisonbaby]

This afternoon I went to hostible, like Miffy in my book. I gave my mummy a big scare - an even bigger scare than when my brother had a pretend heart attack last morning - by going cold and floppy for a long long time, and then the doctor came and I was still a bit cold and floppy, so she called the ambulance. It didn't go nee-naw nee-naw but the man did have green trousers and a top, so I told him that and said snap, and he looked at mummy and asked how old I was, so I said eleventeen and they both gave each other a look and said that I was looking much better.

There were some nice people in the hostible who put a funny tight thing on my arm and asked me to say ahhh! and put a cold thing on my tummy. Then we went to another room where a lady put stickers all over me (I had put some stamps on my tummy this morning but mummy said they weren't stickers and got a bit cross) and some wires, and they took some pictures of my heart beat. We have a song at Music With Mummy about some chicks and their heart beats getting stronger in their eggs, so I thought the picture might have some chicks on it, but it was only some spikey lines. Then the really nice ladies said that I had probably just fainted for a long time and it might not happen again so we shouldn't worry, but if it does happen again I get to go in and have lots more tests. That sounds quite fun, really.