Air Travel Tips :)
Remember:
Next time you travel by air don't leave your vibrator with non rechargeable lithium batteries in it within your luggage that goes in the planes cargo hold. ;)
OR
News Story Excerpt:
Reporter: What is to believed have been the cause of the crash?
FAA Official: Though preliminary at this time it is believed to have been caused by a vibrator.
Reporter: A vibrator?
FAA Official: Yes a vibrator one powered by non rechargeable lithium ion batteries.
Reporter: Can you expand on that?
FAA Official: Yes, evidence supports a vibrator placed by a passenger in their luggage placed in the cargo hold of the aircraft detonated.
Reporter: A male or female passenger?
FAA Official: We believe predominantly at this time a female passenger but we are not ruling out a male.
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OR
New slogans on signs at the airport
"Be Good To You, Others, And Your Buddy Before You Fly :) Pull The Battery Out Of Your Buddy ;)"
http://tech.yahoo.com/news//ap/20071228/ap_on_hi_te/lithium_batteries_travel.