cartoons and kittens aaaaaaaaaaaand poop
were i at home, if i had my car, these past few days would have been placebo days; that is days which the darkly perverted vocal workings of brian moloko and rhythmic distortions should be pounding in my head as i tear down 540 to the flavorless suburban oasis to pine in plusher surroundings. it feels almost like this new york experience is like a long, shitty vacation sometimes. made shitter mostly due to work.
the last few days at least, i have been living blissfully in dave's empty apartment. shaving 30 minutes off my morning commute has been wonderful. and ive realized something. i need a tv and cartoons. so ive been looking into a barely affordable 15" flat panel, adding another $50 to the time warner bill and watching cartoons non stop. it improves my drawing and make me less dreary.
did i metion that dave has two kittens. they're big kittens now. but they fart. alot. and its kinda rank. they eat hippy kitty chow and we all know how much hippies like to fart. and they poop like its going out of style. but they're CUTE and occasionally demaningly affectionate. but i guess thats what you could say about all cats. so i guess they're nothing special. YOU HEAR THAT YOU LITTLE POOP DEAMON!!!??? YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE!!! aw.... the little one has dried poop all over her foot and she's sleeping on my pillow. kittykittykitty!!!!
im getting fat i think...
im tired
but work really really stresses me out cos everything is so tedious and annoying!! GAR! im thinking of cirulating my resume around at some hotels. working 2nd or third shift... drawing at three AM @ work? occasional french asshole to chat with? i dunno...
the cats like to watch the cursor...
GO TO MY SITE AND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE TAGBOARD DAMNIT someone named samantha said: You're comic rocks!! i almost posted : I am comic rocks!!!.... but i decided badgering potential readers was unadvisable...
i swear some of you aren't pulling your weight!!! most of you are characters in this damn thing!!!!!! you know people!! you have access to huge circles of people i dont even know!!!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CARTOONY SELVES ELEVATED TO ILLUSTRIOUS IMMORTALITY?!?!?
'course a news updatey page would be nice. dave's building me an uploader but its very difficult work and dave spends his time on things that actually make him money.... or warcraft.... and i have to respect my place in the universe...
oh i suppose i shoudl explain that other post... i had a cold for about two weeks and then i got a stomach virus and misses 2 and one half days of work. i couldnt eat and i was very sad... but i was overjoyed when i got better!!! it a wonderful feeling to fart and not juice your pants....
dave, dave's gf and i all went to ny comic-con but the line was like 10-12 blocks long... then they sold out and we went and we saw match point which was slightly terrible. mostly really. cept for the ring part at the end was kind of genius. but it seemed the whole movie drug you tediously along the whole way through just so it could show off a witty little plot twist. woody, you dissapoint.
in other news, i had garlic knots for dinner and now i am burping death-like garlicy fumes that rival the double-kitty-dookie-duo!
i have to poop but dave's high tech ass washing toilet seat kinda scares me..... and the cats like to be in WHATEVER room im in...
cartoons?
the last few days at least, i have been living blissfully in dave's empty apartment. shaving 30 minutes off my morning commute has been wonderful. and ive realized something. i need a tv and cartoons. so ive been looking into a barely affordable 15" flat panel, adding another $50 to the time warner bill and watching cartoons non stop. it improves my drawing and make me less dreary.
did i metion that dave has two kittens. they're big kittens now. but they fart. alot. and its kinda rank. they eat hippy kitty chow and we all know how much hippies like to fart. and they poop like its going out of style. but they're CUTE and occasionally demaningly affectionate. but i guess thats what you could say about all cats. so i guess they're nothing special. YOU HEAR THAT YOU LITTLE POOP DEAMON!!!??? YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE!!! aw.... the little one has dried poop all over her foot and she's sleeping on my pillow. kittykittykitty!!!!
im getting fat i think...
im tired
but work really really stresses me out cos everything is so tedious and annoying!! GAR! im thinking of cirulating my resume around at some hotels. working 2nd or third shift... drawing at three AM @ work? occasional french asshole to chat with? i dunno...
the cats like to watch the cursor...
GO TO MY SITE AND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE TAGBOARD DAMNIT someone named samantha said: You're comic rocks!! i almost posted : I am comic rocks!!!.... but i decided badgering potential readers was unadvisable...
i swear some of you aren't pulling your weight!!! most of you are characters in this damn thing!!!!!! you know people!! you have access to huge circles of people i dont even know!!!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CARTOONY SELVES ELEVATED TO ILLUSTRIOUS IMMORTALITY?!?!?
'course a news updatey page would be nice. dave's building me an uploader but its very difficult work and dave spends his time on things that actually make him money.... or warcraft.... and i have to respect my place in the universe...
oh i suppose i shoudl explain that other post... i had a cold for about two weeks and then i got a stomach virus and misses 2 and one half days of work. i couldnt eat and i was very sad... but i was overjoyed when i got better!!! it a wonderful feeling to fart and not juice your pants....
dave, dave's gf and i all went to ny comic-con but the line was like 10-12 blocks long... then they sold out and we went and we saw match point which was slightly terrible. mostly really. cept for the ring part at the end was kind of genius. but it seemed the whole movie drug you tediously along the whole way through just so it could show off a witty little plot twist. woody, you dissapoint.
in other news, i had garlic knots for dinner and now i am burping death-like garlicy fumes that rival the double-kitty-dookie-duo!
i have to poop but dave's high tech ass washing toilet seat kinda scares me..... and the cats like to be in WHATEVER room im in...
cartoons?