May 17, 2006 21:24
I know I am not currently in the most cultured or polite of socio-geographic areas. This being said, it seems to me wherever you come from, if you are a woman you should know how to sit in a skirt. This is a skill that is taught girls from a young age.
I have just returned from a social function, an awards dinner, where presenters sat upfront at tables facing the audience. There were no table clothes. A woman between 20 and 25 years of age sat there in a skirt, not all that short so it should not have been so challenging. I was distracted by being flashed for an entire two hours straight. TWO HOURS of starring at this womans underwear. It was like a car accident, I couldnt help it. I am used to this type of thing happening to kindergartners and every one thinks thats cute.
The icing on the cake, though, was when she got up to present things, twice. Each time the skirt was wedged up her ass,....WAY UP! So up there that it looked like she had shorts on and you could see butt cheeks well defined. I am also a woman and where skirts from time to time, if you have ever worn a skirt maybe you can affirm this notion....HOW IN THE HECK DO YOU SIT SO A SKIRT GETS WEDGED THAT FAR UP YOUR BUTT????!!!!!!!! Maybe my butt is just built differently? Does anyone else have this problem? It seems to me that you would have to work really hard and wiggle around alot to WEDGE A SKIRT UP YOUR BUTT!!!
Sorry for the very strange rant,...but I had to witness this for two whole hours and needed to vent,...thankyou.