My Ross Threesome
So, I had a threesome last night.
No, buddy, it was not like that.
It was a Ross threesome.
I mean, I definitely had sexual intercourse with both of the ladies in question.
But this threesome went on for three hours,
And I was only there for one of them.
The other two, I was the guy jerking off and saying things like
"Eat that shit."
And
"You say 'yes ma'am' when she talks to you..."
Not that I wasn't all about joining in.
It's just that they wouldn't let me.
They were going at it like jackals.
Anyway,
I feel dirty.
Fulfilled, yes.
Dirty... Def.
-Brian
No, buddy, it was not like that.
It was a Ross threesome.
I mean, I definitely had sexual intercourse with both of the ladies in question.
But this threesome went on for three hours,
And I was only there for one of them.
The other two, I was the guy jerking off and saying things like
"Eat that shit."
And
"You say 'yes ma'am' when she talks to you..."
Not that I wasn't all about joining in.
It's just that they wouldn't let me.
They were going at it like jackals.
Anyway,
I feel dirty.
Fulfilled, yes.
Dirty... Def.
-Brian