It's really easy to trick a fish...

[bishop610]

So my brother was like "Hey, you know what we haven't done in a while? We haven't thrown a football around in a while."

And I was like, "Hell, yeah."

And we had a football, So we threw around a football for a while.

Then, my brother was like "Hey, you know what we haven't done in a while? Read the paper together."

And I was like, "Hell, yeah."

And the newspaper was right there, so we read the newspaper and made fun of the unfortunate.

Next, my brother was like "Hey, you know what we haven't done in a while? Gone fishin'."

And I was like, "Hell, yeah."

However, we didn't have any of the shit we'd need to go fishing, so we found a fucking stick and went to the creek behind my grandmother's house, and found some jackass bug, impaled his ass with the end of a shoelace, then tied that shoelace to that stick.

Wouldn't you know it? We actually caught a fucking fish. How stupid is that? I mean, it was a small fish, but we caught it in less than 10 minutes, and I was even smoking a cigarette at the time.

I guess what I'm trying to say is... It's really easy to trick a fish.

-Brian