A series of lengthy Brianisms:
1. So I decided recently that if I ever take a bullet and live, I'm going to get a bunch of those "Be Nice to Me, I Got a Shot Today" stickers and wear them around for like a week. I don't take anything seriously.
2. A date can go from pretty decent to shitty in the first few seconds if the girl shows up at your house with a child's safety seat in the back of her van and you know she doesn't live with her parents.
3. Sleeping with married women isn't much different from sleeping with girls who have boyfriends, except instead of running the risk of getting beaten up, you run the risk of being murdered.
4. I had this dream the other night that I was married and the wife and I were going to adopt a kid, and I said "Now, hon, we can't just take home the first one you hold." And I realized that was the same thing Kurt said to Jen when we went to look at kitties last week. And then I realized they shouldn't keep orphans in cages stacked one on top of another.
5. All anime sucks except for FLCL and Crayon Shin-Chan and I will fight the first unpopular fourteen-year-old girl who disagrees with me.
That is all.
-Brian
2. A date can go from pretty decent to shitty in the first few seconds if the girl shows up at your house with a child's safety seat in the back of her van and you know she doesn't live with her parents.
3. Sleeping with married women isn't much different from sleeping with girls who have boyfriends, except instead of running the risk of getting beaten up, you run the risk of being murdered.
4. I had this dream the other night that I was married and the wife and I were going to adopt a kid, and I said "Now, hon, we can't just take home the first one you hold." And I realized that was the same thing Kurt said to Jen when we went to look at kitties last week. And then I realized they shouldn't keep orphans in cages stacked one on top of another.
5. All anime sucks except for FLCL and Crayon Shin-Chan and I will fight the first unpopular fourteen-year-old girl who disagrees with me.
That is all.
-Brian