My third dream about Bryce Dallas Howard...
Okay, so last night I had my third fucking dream about Bryce Dallas Howard. I blame the incredible volume of PR Lady in the Water is getting. M. Night Shyalaman should be stabbed in the eyes. I think the problem is that I leave the TV on while I'm going to sleep and in my unconscious state the image of Bryce is just projected into my brain. This fucking sucks. Now, in these dreams, well, they're very sexual dreams... I'm sleeping with a very pale, incredibly freckled red-head, and oh yeah, she's blind. This makes me draw the conclusion that perhaps my mind is having a problem seperating the fairy-talesque character from Lady in the Water from that Ivy Walker chick from The Village. What the fuck is that? That doesn't even make any sense. It's bullshit. So, here's my point: Bryce Dallas Howard is a national treasure, and the fact that she dyed her hair blonde for the new Spider Man movie is an atrocity.
In the meanwhile, redheads and girls with pronounced freckles can instant message me at Bymurdrormistake.
-Kyle
In the meanwhile, redheads and girls with pronounced freckles can instant message me at Bymurdrormistake.
-Kyle