So Katrina gives me the best idea last night...
... So, we're laying in bed after self-mutilatio- I mean, sex
And we're talking about other people we've railed.
And you know how sometimes you meet an older person at a bar
Or like, art auction, or whatever,
And you have to pretend you're not nineteen?
Well, normally I say
"Yeah, I'm an inventor training to be a cage fighter."
And sometimes that works on the older... Older and dumber women,
But Katrina comes up with this:
"You should say you're a ballistics expert.
Say you blow shit up for the government."
Bingo.
I had to share this with the guys who are smart enough to read my journal.
Next time an older woman asks you what you do
And you can't be in school and have to pretend to have a job
You are a ballistics expert.
Brilliance.
Go. Mate.
-Brian
And we're talking about other people we've railed.
And you know how sometimes you meet an older person at a bar
Or like, art auction, or whatever,
And you have to pretend you're not nineteen?
Well, normally I say
"Yeah, I'm an inventor training to be a cage fighter."
And sometimes that works on the older... Older and dumber women,
But Katrina comes up with this:
"You should say you're a ballistics expert.
Say you blow shit up for the government."
Bingo.
I had to share this with the guys who are smart enough to read my journal.
Next time an older woman asks you what you do
And you can't be in school and have to pretend to have a job
You are a ballistics expert.
Brilliance.
Go. Mate.
-Brian