Countdown to December 7th:
Okay, so I've been starting to watch movies I haven't ever seen before because I passed judgment on them too quickly or whatever, (Some Like it Hot, Beautiful Girls, Mystic Pizza, America's Sweethearts, etc.) and I recently watched "Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events" Now, it was about halfway into the movie when I proclaimed "I'm no pederast, but I want to have sex with Violet Baudelaire." To which my companions gave nasty looks and said "Dude, Violet's like fourteen." To which I replied "But look at that dress, and her hair's ALWAYS in a pony-tail when she's getting busy, and look at those hot fucking fishnet arm-things she wears!" More nasty looks and nonsense. So I watch the rest of the film, throwing comments in here and there, making my friends sick, and then head to imdb. Turns out Emily Browning, who plays Violet, was born on December 7th of 1988 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. According to my calculations, that makes her the age of legal consent at the end of this year.
Then I started thinking about why I was attracted to her, and then I remembered the movie "The Perfect Score." You remember, that was the film about the basketball player, the Asian stoner, the wannabe architect, his loser friend, a gothy blogger and the school's smartest girl trying to steal the answers to the SAT, and they do, but then they never use them? Yeah, well, Francesca, the goth-webmaster (Mad hot, want her in the worst way [Standing up in a hammock]), who's played by Scarlett Johanson, looks EXACTLY like Violet Baudelaire in that movie. She's well legal and is suitable for unrequited love until the 7th of December.
Anyway, they both kind of look like Kristen Lapenta.
Someone tell Lapenta to get some of those fishnet arm-things. It'll drive the guys CRAZY, I'm tellin' ya.
-Brian
Then I started thinking about why I was attracted to her, and then I remembered the movie "The Perfect Score." You remember, that was the film about the basketball player, the Asian stoner, the wannabe architect, his loser friend, a gothy blogger and the school's smartest girl trying to steal the answers to the SAT, and they do, but then they never use them? Yeah, well, Francesca, the goth-webmaster (Mad hot, want her in the worst way [Standing up in a hammock]), who's played by Scarlett Johanson, looks EXACTLY like Violet Baudelaire in that movie. She's well legal and is suitable for unrequited love until the 7th of December.
Anyway, they both kind of look like Kristen Lapenta.
Someone tell Lapenta to get some of those fishnet arm-things. It'll drive the guys CRAZY, I'm tellin' ya.
-Brian