Dear Zant, *SPOILERS FOR TWILGHT PRINCESS*

Feb 07, 2007 21:20

Dear Zant (hearby known as Mega Douche),

I would like you to know that I spent 14, yes count em, 14 hours acquring the three shadow fusion parts, and killing a many annoying insects who happen to make it impossible for me to be human until said task was done. Upon completion of this daunting task, I see your pansy ass steping into view. Now let me list the reasons why you are the Mega Douche

1. You come into sence strollen like some badass in your outfit. Should I let you know you stole that from a solider of the Alexendria army from LAST EXILE you unorignal douche (that army name may be wrong)

2. YOU THINK YOU CAN BITCH SLAP A Light Spirit of Hyrule...who the fuck do you think you are, you twiti rapen bitch.

3. Not only do you have the nerve to bitch slap a Light spirit, you think its funny to turn me back into a Wolf in the relam of light, leaving me to fight some fucking prancing panzie with a makeshift flute who calls out stupid ass puppets...Mega Douche

What does this mean, first I amma bite ya..then I will transform and fucken stab you with my Master Sword after I Mortal Draw your ass...bitch

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ps... America...or the Bush Adminstration I should say, who in the fuck do you think you are... you think you can choose not to back a new resolution giving goverments in Africa the power to perscute and punish people who enlish child soliders under the age of 18...BEING THE ONLY NATION TO NOT BACK AT...after being the only non G8 power to not back the Global Emmisons restrection resloution as well. Way to be a Global Leader...Granted the Child Solider Pact may not accomplish what it sets out to right away, it is still a very good precdent and step foward in trying to first acknowldeg and second try to fight a huge huge humantarian and moral issue plaguing Africa and the global community. Way to be a hyporciate oh Adminstration that claims Moral Supriourity but lacks Moral Fortitude. OH CONGRATS
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